turbulating

constant turbulence in an airplane

The plane wouldn't stop turbulating and I was afraid I was going to die!

by M-Jizz April 26, 2010

Turfucken

A turkey, inside a duck, stuffed with a penis. Generally a tradition around thanksgiving.

I cant wait to get to Uncle Bill's house for turkey day. I hear he is making a Turfucken again!

by Bobbyd123 November 23, 2009

turkula

A ferocious black cat with 1 visible fang.

I was going to go to Bob's last night, but I was afraid to be out with a Turkula on the loose.

by TheTurkey March 31, 2005

turdulance

1. The urge to make a bowel movement while flying on a plane. The victim is hesitant to use the in-flight facilities usually due to embarrassment, anxiety, or laziness. This predicament is often coupled with the fear of having another person waiting to use the facility. Sometimes equated with "prairie-dogging", "the bubble guts", and/or "crowning."

2. Being prevented from leaving one's seat despite having an extreme need to use the restroom.

"Marcy could no longer read Sky Mall--she was experiencing heavy turdulance on her way to Atlanta."

by artzymorena July 22, 2009

turducken

A duck stuffed in a chicken stuffed in a turkey. The ultimate example of our domination of the animal kingdom.

Turducken should not exist.

by Spectre2689 August 4, 2005

Turdulargestation

To carry food in the digestive system during the period from consumption of the food to the delivery of the turd through defecation.

Howard is proud of his regularity. He consumes a high fiber diet and enjoys a normal Turdulargestation cycle.

by Eaton Holgoode July 2, 2009

Turquoise

A woman that takes no shit, will slap the hell out you if you disrespect at any cost. All around attention holder. Will tell you exactly how it is. Don't sugar, but most importantly has a Golden heart.

Turquoise dont play that shit.
Man we need turquoise in this situation.

by Turquoise December 20, 2016