Tarnation

A word my mother uses to curse because she doesn't say swear words.

Mom : oh tarnation! Where the heck did I put my car keys?

Me: What actually is a tarnation?

Mom: I have no idea.

Me:

by Misty Partly Cloudy June 5, 2022

turdaconda

A turd that is so long and thick it circles the toilet in a spiral pattern encompassing the bowl.

I just dropped a turdaconda

by Darthmoto September 24, 2023

turdaconda

Dropping a turd so large in width and length it circles the bowl until it reaches the top with the head standing up in the center.

I just dropped a turdaconda.

by Darthmoto September 24, 2023

tardatious

Meaning you are slightly retarded, foolish, or stupid.

Speeding past the cop was a tardatious move on her part.

by liv.cheyanne May 27, 2024

Tarnational

Legend has It that the disdain of an individual is so well-known, including by that entity itself, that there is no escape from versed ridicule border to border of our great nation.

A tarnational often thinks "why" and occasionally 1-ups the ridicule by being perfectly rude first upon meeting. This is one trait of some notoriety as well.

Sensationally, this word derives from the Latin root "Tarn" and the common ending "-ation." This condition tends to lead to other words with the same ending... such as retaliation, starvation and expiration.

Wind whispers: If you just avoid this thing, she will go away.

Tarnational: I'M GONNA RIP THAT WIND RIGHT OUT OF THE AIR IF IT'S THE LAST THING I DO.

by WormErudite June 9, 2024

Turditation

To clear one's mind and meditate upon the infinite vastness of the Cosmos and all time and space while seated comfortably upon the porcelain throne of glory unleashing divine blasts from yon anus.

Gotta get my turditation in every day or I'll be depressed AND constipated

by Chunkmastarr January 30, 2026

duguang tarnation

a variant of bloody tarnation

What in duguang tarnation are you doing?!

by chikamonger May 9, 2021