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Taffy Twister

When two dudes stand, or lay, face-to-face, and twirl their penises around each other. There is no actual cock-to-cock contact, but the weiners orbit each other, never touching, as binary stars.
There wasn't any gay stuff going on, you know, just a couple of guys doing a Taffy Twister.
by Pennyforth J. Blimpleton November 16, 2010
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tuffage

1. hard work, and high standards
2. the ability to outshine your opponent (See: Apocalypto the movie)
That's TUFFAGE Give up the sticks, you cant see me in this madden.
by G.B. Huffington September 16, 2011
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Taffy Slapped

"Yo, Bill Cosby totally Taffy Slapped that midget in the face."
by manitoo137 September 27, 2011
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Super Tuff

Jon: "Hey I need a half."
Jake: "I gotchu. I got some dank for 165 or some super tuff for 175.
by DirtyDieselDude June 11, 2015
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igloo taffy

The act of gnawing on a mans testicles while located inside of an igloo in order to stay warm.
“You wouldn’t understand igloo taffy. It’s a bro thing” - Josh
by Igloo taffy July 28, 2021
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taffy butt

A taffy butt is a butt that holds treasure. In other words, it will always keep one coming back for more.

It comes from the show "Bob's Burgers," on which Tina rejects Jimmy Jr. and, upon gazing at his ass as he walks away, declares that "Every time I'm out, those cheeks pull me right back in." The episode is a parody of The Goonies, in which the kids try to find treasure in an abandoned taffy factory. Inside the factory is a dummy made of taffy that was used to confuse intruders. At the end it is revealed that the treasure was inside the taffy man all along, and as the credits begin to roll the song "Taffy Butt" by Cyndi Lauper plays, which is a parody of her song "Goonies 'R' Good Enough" from The Goonies. The lyrics explain that the treasure is in the taffy man's 'taffy butt'. Basically the taffy man and his 'buried treasure' are a parallel of Tina's lust over Jimmy Jr.'s booty.
(lyrics) "You have a taffy butt. / There's treasure in that butt. / I want that taffy butt."
by righterman February 17, 2014
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Turfy

A particularly sloppy and creamy monstrosity laid upon or in the throne by an unlucky victim. This thing is more liquid-like, and thus more likely to float in your toilet bowl, than regular dumps.
Peter: I've just had a donner Jimmy!
Jimmy: You're gonna be regretting that mate!
Peter: I know, i can feel a Turfy coming on.
by Christophersten Smith October 18, 2013
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