The real haunted houses of Salt Lake Truman got to live at were altered in such a way as to entertain him, while he lived there, so that he would interact with said entertainments/alterations on a daily basis.
• This includes light bulbs that created and cast slowing changing shadows that formed things so that he would then think about or rate on scale it's quality, moving walls, alpabet-soup carpet, that struggled to spell anything correctly, talking drains (while the water was actually running), and cracks and seems that would expand and contract, especially around doorways or windows) Showers that had liquid and air jets in the cracks of the tile or whatnot, that would spray shit on him right after he got done cleaning that part of himself, ceilings that were artfully spackled into the same sceen of a town that can be found in the front room TV's screensaver, to technology that can make you see things that drop your jar so hard it dislocates. Toilets that rise and fall up and down, toilet seats that changed shape while you sat on it causing you to almost ungracefully fall into the bowl splashing water all over the what-not, like the barbarshop chair with even a foot pedal to activate underneath the lenolium.
Example: Furnished with a variety of awesome beds that will vibrate you to... to death! like the mani-pedi spa vibrating)massage chair, yeah, that good, in fact, it's doing it right now, vvvvvfffnbbbb. It wants me to what, undress me?!?
• This includes light bulbs that created and cast slowing changing shadows that formed things so that he would then think about or rate on scale it's quality, moving walls, alpabet-soup carpet, that struggled to spell anything correctly, talking drains (while the water was actually running), and cracks and seems that would expand and contract, especially around doorways or windows) Showers that had liquid and air jets in the cracks of the tile or whatnot, that would spray shit on him right after he got done cleaning that part of himself, ceilings that were artfully spackled into the same sceen of a town that can be found in the front room TV's screensaver, to technology that can make you see things that drop your jar so hard it dislocates. Toilets that rise and fall up and down, toilet seats that changed shape while you sat on it causing you to almost ungracefully fall into the bowl splashing water all over the what-not, like the barbarshop chair with even a foot pedal to activate underneath the lenolium.
Example: Furnished with a variety of awesome beds that will vibrate you to... to death! like the mani-pedi spa vibrating)massage chair, yeah, that good, in fact, it's doing it right now, vvvvvfffnbbbb. It wants me to what, undress me?!?
by 'Gossips with Wind' September 21, 2022
Get the Trumanmug. by Titch.- March 24, 2021
Get the Trumanmug. A big dumb retarded nigger monkey baboon who jerks off, hula hoops, swings from tree to tree, and smokes that grown dark evil pack from Mandela County at the same time.
by 🦈🐢🦧 April 24, 2023
Get the Trumanmug. A guy who gets painfully shy and western minded around females. One who doesn't want the world to know his secrets, like being a womanizer, getting his period at 21, and not having a mustache at 12. A puppet who doesn't know he's a puppet, says and does anything you tell him to.
That guy Truman must wear those coke bottle glasses whether plowing his field or fucking, no wonder he's got no kids at 50, they're good birth control. He wrote the article on the condo project because some girl who was not a sensitive or sentimental girl told him to.
by Solid Mantis January 8, 2019
Get the Trumanmug. that moment of clarity when your go-to sex move doesn’t work and you start to realize that everyone you’ve ever been with has been faking it….
I went to the Truman Show last night with a girl from the bar; I executed my patented move, the Milwaukee Tootsie Pop and she pushed started laughing at me.
by anonymous May 25, 2023
Get the The Truman Showmug. The act of being targeted for harassment that includes touchless assault by microwaves and the act of Gangstalking. It can be initiated by a government, wealthy third party/corporation, organized crime or local civic group. The Gangstalking tactics in particular originated from the COINTELPRO program the FBI created and declassified in the 1970's
The term Trumanned originated from the 1998 movie staring Jim Carey, were he became situationally aware his life was being controlled and choreographed. A feeling most victims of this abuse feel at times.
The term Trumanned originated from the 1998 movie staring Jim Carey, were he became situationally aware his life was being controlled and choreographed. A feeling most victims of this abuse feel at times.
Dave is really freaking out. He started talking about getting hit with microwaves and being stalked by groups of people. Sounds like he's getting Trumanned, if you ask me...
by Cointelpro2zero.com April 30, 2020
Get the Trumannedmug. n) someone who knows all but knows nothing
adj) pertaining to someone who knows all but knows nothing
v) to explain things to someone who knows all but knows nothing
adj) pertaining to someone who knows all but knows nothing
v) to explain things to someone who knows all but knows nothing
n) "You are definitely a Truman!"
adj) "He seems to exhibit very Truman behaviour"
v) "I want to Truman you and let you in on a secret"
adj) "He seems to exhibit very Truman behaviour"
v) "I want to Truman you and let you in on a secret"
by SquashedDuck September 20, 2016
Get the Trumanmug.