Noun - that moment of clarity when your go-to sex move proves ineffectual and you realize that everyone you have ever been with has probably been faking it with you....
Last night I went to the Truman Show when my Tinder date laughed at me before exiting my car and labeling me as "some bad dick."
by NoHandleNecessary May 25, 2023
Get the The Truman Showmug. by karma4037 January 1, 2022
Get the trumanmug. Theres a few things about the Truman show that fuck with your head. Jim Carrey is a somewhat tall actor, and you think of a Truman character as being a short guy with Napoleon's syndrome. Marlon seems more like a guy that would bring a 40 by and want to listen to reggae music after work than a white guy with blond hair who shows up with a 6 pack, if he's not an Italian guy that wants to talk business with you. It's not a bad movie, there are just a few inconsistencies about it.
by Solid Mantis October 6, 2020
Get the Truman showmug. 2 midgets put together by a wizard to make this really uncomfortably tall highschool graduate. Though he’s creepily tall, he’s very funny and sweet. He’s very 50/50 with girls and has no idea what the right time is. ever. or the right thing to say. Truman also has no idea what no means, sometimes it leads to funny situations, over times you want to break his teeth. Over all, Truman is a very great friend. Please stop flirting with my friends :,)
Guy 1: Hey look it’s Truman Boller!!
Guy 2: Wow! He so tall!
Guy 3: He kinda looks like steve from stranger things if he was addicted to meth
Guy 2: Wow! He so tall!
Guy 3: He kinda looks like steve from stranger things if he was addicted to meth
by TaylorJane03 August 13, 2021
Get the Truman Bollermug. When your entirely life has been secretly filmed and broadcast to the world as a popular television show without your knowledge.
by Garfelck March 29, 2021
Get the Truman Showmug. A guy who gets painfully shy and western minded around females. One who doesn't want the world to know his secrets, like being a womanizer, getting his period at 21, and not having a mustache at 12. A puppet who doesn't know he's a puppet, says and does anything you tell him to.
That guy Truman must wear those coke bottle glasses whether plowing his field or fucking, no wonder he's got no kids at 50, they're good birth control. He wrote the article on the condo project because some girl who was not a sensitive or sentimental girl told him to.
by Solid Mantis January 8, 2019
Get the Trumanmug. A big dumb retarded nigger monkey baboon who jerks off, hula hoops, swings from tree to tree, and smokes that grown dark evil pack from Mandela County at the same time.
by 🦈🐢🦧 April 24, 2023
Get the Trumanmug.