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National Treasure

A female of caucasian decent that wants every male to enjoy her brain and physique, but is unwilling to allow sexual contact with her hoo ha. Any sexual contact with said region will require a complex devirginization ceremony.
Although she was the most treasured virgin of all the land, no man was willing to complete the rigorous training necessary to deflower the National Treasure.
by William Gary Rosenberg January 16, 2009
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treasure map

The ultra-manly mass of hair which beginning just below a man's chin spreads over the breadth of his chest, running then down the middle of the abdomen and leading to the pubic region.
He knew he finally became a man when his treasure trail grew into a full, sexy treasure map.
by Matthiass January 3, 2007
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treasure chest

When you get a blowjob and the girl puts your nuts inside her mouth with your penis
Trask's Mom turned what I thought was just a blowjob into the magical TREASURE CHEST!
by wsuBlaze April 17, 2006
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Treasure Trooper

Somebody who goes through the strenuous or tedious task of gaining wealth for a long period of time without complaining. Calling a person a Treasure Trooper can also signify someone who is frugal, good with money, good at finding ways to get/save money. Also refers to a group of people who use a GPT website that goes by the same name.
Your cutting coupon's again? You're such a Treasure Trooper.
by Pusiwillow February 4, 2010
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booty treasure

unexpected objects found in a large woman's butt-cleavage just prior to sex
Jim:Dude, I found a chicken wing in her butt cleavage! I love fat chicks!

John:That's some pretty sweet booty treasure!
by captain_M April 1, 2010
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treasure pocket

Hey dude - after three dates, Amy finally let me in her treasure pocket last night!
by cubfan22 March 5, 2016
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rusty treasure

A rusty treasure happens when your dog gets curious in the bathroom trash during shark week. And drags an old tampon all over the house.
Keep the bathroom door closed this week! I don't want to find another rusty treasure in the living room.
by Fergus's mistress December 27, 2015
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