ThreadKiller

a biting wit seen on facebook that effectively kills the thread, regardless of topic. 45 comments might be flowing freely on a thread, and then this person comes in, and either through wit, political incorrectness or pure non sequitur, prohibits anyone else from posting to the thread, effectively 'killing it'

dude did you see that thread that john had on his page?

yeah it was great until that guy posted the cameltoe pic!

i know, what a threadkiller.

by jerry potter April 25, 2011

Treadwell

(n.) An effeminate gay man, generally without protrusive body hair, who enjoys the company of a bear. More commonly known as a chaser. This usage is more common in the Pacific Northwest and the Great Lakes regions of the United States. Derived from the name of late American video-journalist and environmental activist Timothy Treadwell (1957-2003), who enjoyed living among bears.

I caught Josh hanging around the bar on Bear's Night. He's such a Treadwell.

by Dylan ###DaShizz### September 23, 2009

Treadwell

bear excrement, named for Timothy Treadwell who after stupidly choosing to live in the Alaskan wilderness with wild bears was eaten by them. the mauling was a horrific incident bringing attention to the power of Alaskan bears. Timothy Treadwell may not be related to Mead Treadwell.

Hey, did you see that Treadwell in the trail; there must be a bear near by.
That dude is a real Treadwell.

by holy canoly May 3, 2013

Chris Treadwell

A Chris Treadwell is typically a person who likes to microwave cell phones, lick electric fences, and create elaborate stories the he cant keep track of. A Chris Treadwell will usually have one or two estranged kids wondering around somewhere with no knowledge to that person. A Chris Treadwell will also dedicate one or two good days at the gym and see instant results in his body's transformation. With his astounding lack of head hair he makes up with it in body hair.

Hey! Don't touch that hot stove! You're being a real Chris Treadwell right now.

by Jimmy818181 February 14, 2017

Treadwell

An individual who possesses the lion-share of common sense, and uses it to his advantage; one who exhibits integrity and a strong work ethic (deriving from ancestral survival on the Georgia farmlands); one who works hard but understands the concept of KISS (Keep It Simple Simple); one who finds the simplest route to accomplish a goal and enjoys great success as well as the ability to relax and enjoy the fruits of his labor; one who lives by the credo "Plan Your Work and Work Your Plan"; one who only chooses a college major that has a career associated with it, otherwise what is the point?; practical yet fun and willing to take reasonable risks.

I woke up late but the Treadwell in me pushed me to get to work on time and get the job done. I planned to be lazy but the Treadwell in me urged me to complete the task. I wanted to buy a Mercedes but the Treadwell in me bought the Honda instead. I thought about just laying low this weekend but the Treadwell in me pushed me to do something different, something new.

by Gabriella di Sorrento February 3, 2010

Threadkilla

A person in an online forum that is notorious for getting threads locked by the website's mods.

Slang for Threadkiller

JackBauerCTU used all the tags and accidentally the whole thread. Oh, and threadkilla.

by Fazed.net January 16, 2009

Tread Mill Raped

When you are sprinting on a treadmill and you fall and your face gets raped by the moving treadmill. If their is a wall behind the treadmill, you also get wall raped (look up if necessary) the treadmill shows no mercy in viciously raping your face and spiting you out behind it once it is done. if you notice a slight change in speed, stop immediately and call the Tread mill Rape hot line.

Bill says:"Dude, what happened to your face?"

Mark replies:"Oh, its nothing, just got Tread Mill Raped last night"

by themuffinman69 April 23, 2009