twattery

Participating in twat-like activities; having twat-like qualities.

"Dude...you must contain your twattery. Ditch the lame pink polo shirt and your popped collar."

by His Wittyness January 18, 2009

pubey twatter chode boner (PTCB)

Amazing gay secks delivered by men includes a large pubey beard ball fro.

ie. large chode and pubic fro

My ptcb is sooo large it exploded gabes butthole. pubey twatter chode boner (PTCB)it is the SHIT

by the ptcb master March 22, 2009

Trotters

female breasts that exceed average size

Did you see Molly's trotters today? Those monsters are huge!

by hisenburg May 26, 2011

Twattering

The use of self pitying, banal, inane or downright uninteresting status updates via facebook or Twitter, aimed at generating pity or attention in comment form.

Jane is getting ready to go work, or Jane is wondering why everything in her life is going wrong. Both examples of twattering.

by Richard Drebin December 16, 2008

tatter tackle

A tatter tackle is when you walk up to someone and use your breasts to hit them and then try to knock them down.

natasha used her tatters to tatter tackle betty.

by Natalie Haywood December 19, 2007

tatters deep

origin, northern england UK.

to have one's penis so far into something that only his testicles (tatters, (short for potatoes)) are showing. :)

" ooh eye! i'd love to get "tatters deep" into that fit bird!

by wormdogg February 5, 2010

Tatterday

(n.) A saturday on which one ruins, distresses, or even destroys articles of clothing and makes them look even more fly and fashionable than they already are. Ex: t-shirts, jeans, etc.

Person 1: "You do anything fun this weekend?"
Person 2: "Yea, my Tatterday was actually quite productive. I made a few new tees, they're so sick."

by dinogirl143 April 10, 2010