Tolstoy

(verb)

to make significantly longer than is necessary to convey the relevant message; derived from Leo Tolstoy whose classic literature is quite long and wordy

Hey man, I just asked for a light, not your life story. You didn't have to Tolstoy me.

by nyaaron August 26, 2009

Toolster

A toolster is physically a hipster but an undercover tool. A toolster might wear toms, obscure band t-shirts, fitted jeans, beanies, flannels, american apparel hoodies, etc. They will talk about intriguing random facts and life experience. Therefore, they seem deep and thoughtful and will easily trick the opposite sex, when in actuality they are immature and emotionally detached. They might abruptly stop talking to you or be talking to multiple girls at the same time. So beware of the toolsters.

An example text from a toolster might be: "Hey lady or ms. (insert your last name), what are you up to? bout to go drink some wine and get into some shenanigans. You should partake in these festivities."

(also, he probably won't respond for a good 3 to 4 hours)

by Becky and Spoon January 27, 2011

bag of toys

def: a goofball, loser.

Early 80's Boston slang.

Don't let that goof in here! That fucker's a bag of toys!

by Steel Neil March 17, 2005

toys r us

the place little dick head kids get their toys

toys r us is a bunch of whores

by --a0a-- February 25, 2003

sex toys

Objects used while having sex or while masturbating that increase pleasure. Some of the most popular sex toys are vibrators and dildos.

My partners dick is really boring, so i use a dildo to replace it!!

by Scarlettlovin June 25, 2005

toys r us

if you want to feel like your owned by
low life controlling poofters just work at toys r us.
oh yeah..and if you think about getting a job there..
you got more chance of getting money by finding it on the ground. dont work at toys r us.

unless you're gay.

"hey do you work at toys r us?
"yeah"
"can i just get this? in the catelogue?"
"nah im sorry we're sold out..again"
"you iz faggotz"
"yeah we know"

by Lioncage December 29, 2006

Tools

An egotistic, self obsorbed, individual that feeds off of his friend's misery to make himself feel better. Basically a douche bag. (June 10 2009) 2:11 am

This fag Tools next to me thanks hes God's gift to women

by Metro Josh June 11, 2009