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Toy Boyfriend 

A type of boyfriend whose sole existence is to please their partner. They usually have a permanent "model" stare in photos and videos on Instagram with very little expression. You'll see the girlfriend constantly posting on Instagram about how great their boyfriend is, to the point that you'll question whether the boyfriend's sole purpose is just to make his partner look good. The toy boyfriend has very little personality because they exist just to stroke the ego of their partner.
"Look at Garret, he's such a toy boyfriend! He barely says a word whenever we hang out, and is always texting his girlfriend."
Toy Boyfriend by washmybigjohn November 3, 2021
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Toy Story 3 

The 3ed movie in the epic trilogy that is Toy Story. Granted that the first movie came out in 1995, it is eagerly viewed by kids and adults alike.
Person 1: Did you see Toy Story 3 opening day?
Person 2: Yeah. Had to push some 2nd graders out of the way, but it was so worth it!

Toy Story Moment 

The feeling you get when you find an old toy or trinket that you used to play with so much when you were a child.
I found my old Optimus Prime action figure and I had a complete Toy Story moment remembering all the times I played with it when I was a kid.

toy sociopath

A seemingly normal older sibling with a disorder manifesting itself in extreme antisocial behaviour like ruthlessly and callously mutilating innocent toys, like ripping the arms and legs off of GI Joe, Barbie or stuffed animals (God rest their souls).
Aftet dismemberment of my blue stuffed dinosaur, my sick sister was diagnosed as a toy sociopath, and is now collecting disability.
Any brand of legal "incense" that when smoked produces an effect similar to that of a marijuana high.
Bro 1: Man you were fucked up last night
Bro 2: I know dude, those toy louds got me
Toy Louds by LoudPackLarry October 27, 2011

Toy Machine

Freakin' sweet skateboard company that makes hard-ass boards that last and last. the best Bloodsucking Skateboarding Co.
"Yo I split my shit blank deck so now I'm riding this tight Toy Machine.
Toy Machine by J.D. Kinney November 24, 2005