tote the scrot

to cup ones scrotum with ones hand and walk briskly, typically performed whilst shopping for stuff to adorn said scrot (i.e. tassles, beads or jewels)

Larry: "please ask your mom to assist me as I tote the scrote this afternoon at the dollar general store"

Clark: "why I oughta"

by cornfritter October 26, 2010

Toteffly

a word meaning most definitely

this is a word that Matthew Lush AKA Gay God came up with.
check him out at www.MatthewLush.com

"Would you like to come with me to that new Vegan restaurant?"

"Toteffly!"

by suicidalmurderer October 25, 2007

Totem

An item that only you know of that helps you determine whether you are in the dream world or in reality. Only you should know it's characteristics, anybody else knowing would defeat the purpose.

Dom Cobb spun his top-like totem after he awoke from a deep shared dream.

by Pacc man July 17, 2016

toked

wut u are after u toke, aka HIGH

dude that was sum good weed...i am toked as a mutha fucker

by STEVE STOKES IS GAY June 3, 2003

Totes Adorbs

adj. Abbreviation of "Totally Adorable." Used when one sees something that causes squealing, clapping and overall giddyness due to something being of extreme cuteness and/or adorableness.

Aw omg! The kitties in the pet shop are totes adorbs!

by xbailaxconmigox August 15, 2011

Tomedd

When a smol green cinnamon roll and an angry alchoholic fall in love, which creates TomEdd/EddTom. AKA the best thing to exist.

I have problems. I love TomEdd so much. It's so cute it's going to kill me.

by IAmASailingShip June 6, 2018

Toledo Backhand

To engage in anal sex, and after ejaculation you pull off the condom filled with with spooge, poo, and lube, the slap the bitch or dude in the face with it.

Ron was happily married until he pulled the toledo backhand on his old lady.

by Fuckernator March 12, 2007