You Won't Get Stabbed Tonight

Common phrase issued by recently stabbed individual attempting to express his/her acceptance of the utter ridiculousness of the event, as well as the individuals predilection for raging so insanely hard that such events only serve to further legitimize the incredible rageability of said subject. In a sense, individual is expressing his/her belief that the second-person ("you") will not be able party as excessively or with as little regard for human life, to the extent that there is a possibility of receiving a stab wound.

"You don't think I won't just kill busch lights all day? I got stabbed last night. You won't get stabbed tonight."

by Beans55 January 14, 2009

If you don't like and subscribe this spider will be in your bed tonight

Dislike if you hate this If you don't like and subscribe this spider will be in your bed tonight quote.
Like if your one of the HEATHENS that like it.

Youtuber: If you don't like and subscribe this spider will be in your bed tonight
Me: shut up bitch.

by Gomazi the robot May 21, 2022

bananas in your ass tonight!

Not just a song, but a metaphor for how to live your life.
Sometimes, life is gonna screw your over, but you have to make the best of every situation, aka, if bananas get shoved up your ass, embrace it and make a banana smoothie.

Sometimes you're gonna lose a fight
but you've got bananas in your ass tonight!

by Jigglyhouse September 27, 2005

Trufighter

I real fighter, someone that lives by the code of fighting.

MMA fighters are Trufighters, unlike boxers that only do it for the money

by Justin robinson March 13, 2008

sexo tonighto

Sex. Tonight. But used as a sexier proposition given the additional o's.

Pat: Sexo tonighto?
Maria: No sexo tonighto. Or evero.
Pat: :(

by Patricia I September 7, 2014

Can you feel the love tonight

A song 'written' by Elton John and Tim Rice. Actually it's tune was copied from the national anthem of Mongolia, so Bilegiin Damdinsüren and Luvsanjambyn Mördorj should be mentioned in The Lion King end credits instead of Elton John.

And why the Mongolians stood up when Can you feel the love tonight was playing?

by Warrior of Choibalsan September 19, 2013

i feel like chicken tonight

Capitalist bullcrap made up so that we all eat the soilent green chicken flavoured dead people.

I feel like dead people eating tonight

by Zedsdeadbaby November 3, 2003