A person who loves water...to the point where some people say it is obsessive. They cannot stay away from water long and typically hate on those who disrespect H2O. People often call them insane but they often beat them in water-related sports. It is believed that after a certain point they will grow fins and gills, though it is said to be theoretically impossible. It is believed they may be the future of man's aquatic evolution. Great prowess, ESP. on a water bed!
Mcgee: You see that naval tortoise
Rackman: Yeah he grew his fins last night and stole my girl this morning.
Rackman: Yeah he grew his fins last night and stole my girl this morning.
by DJ Craze October 23, 2013
Get the Naval Tortoisemug. When someone says something you don't agree with or find a bit weird or controversial (e.g acting sus)
You would Use this set of words in the beginning of a sentence or just say them on their own after the phrase you dont agree with occurs.
You would Use this set of words in the beginning of a sentence or just say them on their own after the phrase you dont agree with occurs.
Person1: Wait there a second i'm coming now
Person2: I'm 'coming' in your mom hahaha
Person3: Naughtis Tortoise, why you got to be acting sus like that
Person2: I'm 'coming' in your mom hahaha
Person3: Naughtis Tortoise, why you got to be acting sus like that
by OatmealUser January 3, 2022
Get the Naughtis Tortoisemug. The moment when you can't hold in youre poo and the tip of the shit comes out of your anus. Most of the time you are able to pull it back in when you have strong sphincter.
by Tortoising July 27, 2019
Get the tortoisingmug. 1. A stealthy South African tortoise which lives in the Tropical Rainforest of Mongolia.
2. An endangered species of blue winged parakeets that eat whales.
2. An endangered species of blue winged parakeets that eat whales.
"Dude look at the Giant Land Tortoise over there"
"Thats not a Giant Land Tortoise, that a Galapagos Turtle!"
Bill:"Those Giant Land Tortoise are endangered"
Veronica:"YOUR FACE IS ENDANGERED"
"Thats not a Giant Land Tortoise, that a Galapagos Turtle!"
Bill:"Those Giant Land Tortoise are endangered"
Veronica:"YOUR FACE IS ENDANGERED"
by TheUrbanNinja January 1, 2011
Get the Giant Land Tortoisemug. by kidsareweird January 27, 2022
Get the tooter tortoisemug. Tortoises are horrible, disgusting abominations ruled by the tyrant Presidant of the United Testudines of America, Donald J. Tortoise. These horrid BEAST where once peaceful with the turtles and terrapins, until they suddenly attacked, why they did this is still unknown, but Presidant Donald Tortoise is proven to be a part of it by Queen Turtahl IV of the TU/Testudine Kingdom's spy's. Hopefully someday the Turtles will successfully rise against these terrible tyrants. The shibe in the gif by the way, the tortoise is taking it as a slave.
Tortoises must all burn in hell as they are corrupted far to much to ever make peace. Turtles and terrapins are godly!
by Hi, I'm Steve May 9, 2018
Get the Tortoisemug. We were in a gay tussle when he used the tortoise tickler, and then he had to stop to wash his hands.
by Myspeakingpseudonym July 4, 2015
Get the tortoise ticklermug.