Plastic toff

Aspiring pretentious folk in the older generation who aren't that rich but love to think of themselves as upper middle class and associate in posh circles despite not having the millions in the bank, not knowing anyone called Rupert and rarely wearing burgundy trousers etc like Giles in gogglebox. They make up a significant portion of the money-grabbing-commie-fearing elderly electorate

Your dad voted tory fearing commies were gonna steal his life savings?

Yeah, typical plastic toff who actually believes he's rich enough for the rules of the super rich to apply to him

by GrumpyTorySon December 14, 2019

torf

someone who is skilled/good in bed

I slept with jimmy last night, he is one hot torf!

by Kate December 5, 2004

Torfinn

Torfinns often tend to be religion teachers who are quite awesome. They often forget what they are supposed to talk about, and prefer to talk about other things instead.

He has the best laughter EVER!

Student: Torfinn, come look at this!
Torfinn: HAHAHAHAHAHAHA

by tøffelpiratene November 9, 2010

Thong Toffee

A slimline skid-mark that discolors the string section of a thong.

I picked up her sexy underwear and was mortified to discover a substantial portion of thong toffee therein.

by BTKidd August 24, 2008

toffee-nosed

A derogatory term used to describe a snob...comes from the common idea that those of higher social classes are subject to brown-nosing, and as toffee's are brown and sticky snobs get a brown-nose.

This neighbourhood is filled with nothing but a bunch of toffee-nosed snobs.

by karientoch March 13, 2019

chewing toffee

To walk in an exaggerated mince as though your buttocks were chewing toffee.

" Look at that raving queen chewing toffee!"

by dabheel parver October 5, 2004

toffee

Supporter of by far the most emphatic team in the beautiful game. Hater of Kopites. Trustworthy by definition, these honourable lads and ladies forge a belief in what is possible through sheer determination and style: a class that can never be matched by the cheap nouveau riche red shite. Toffees are people of directness, unparalleled by any, not afraid to speak out in the name of truth and integrity. The wrongs of Europe will be righted. It is only a matter of time and belief.

Dweller of Goodison Park.

by Goodison Dweller July 26, 2005