A blowjob of epic proportions. A girl gets in a washing machine, and as it rotates, her mouth remains on your cock. Thus, the washer topper.
by washertoppergiver May 01, 2021
your ratchet ass twin
by freshbreath_69 November 05, 2014
by weeder9811 April 18, 2013
Someone who got a sex change but only the top half of the body. For example, a female becoming a transtopper male will have no boobs and facial hair but still a vagina.
by Bothadeeznutz February 17, 2017
Friend 1: Yo did you see that girl Mikey was with?
Friend 2: Yeah he's into that rugged look and likes caressing the facial hair.
Friend 1: Yeah I head he likes to tell the mustache stories before he goes to bed.
Friend 2: Yeah he is a real Mop Topper
Friend 2: Yeah he's into that rugged look and likes caressing the facial hair.
Friend 1: Yeah I head he likes to tell the mustache stories before he goes to bed.
Friend 2: Yeah he is a real Mop Topper
by TheHungryAsian November 21, 2011
Pick someone, not someone you hate but someone you just dislike. Go to their house or personal office toilet and drop a high hard one in their toilets tank. The High Topper the gift that keeps on giving.
by Jason Runyon May 31, 2006
by hamghetti... September 29, 2006