Tootsie

A 1980's comedy starring Dustin Hoffman. Quite possibly the funniest and most wonderful comedy of all time.

Yeah...The Graduate was good, but give me Tootsie any day!

by butterboy October 19, 2005

Toots magoots

A particularly loud or odoriferous expulsion of flatulence, especially in mixed company.

Man, who cut the cheese? Toots magoots!

by RedGreenJr February 27, 2016

CARPET TOOTSIE

another word for the droppings of small dogs left on carpet; usually laid where you are most likely to step on them.

Man, that freaking Chihuahua laid out a carpet tootsie in the hallway that I didn't see and stepped smack in it!

by babates February 9, 2006

Tootsie Pop

The act of sneaking your finger into your buttcrack or butthole and having a girl unknowingly suck on that finger

"Yo dude, i gave that bitch a tootsie pop last night."

by kcchiefs07 October 13, 2007

Tootsie Roll Canoli

(v.) The act of licking ones anus with your tounge rolled like a canoli while you massage the poop in the persons butt hole.

Woah bro, I heard your slampiece gave you some nice tootsie roll canoli!

by JP Tommy October 15, 2011

tootsie push

To poop in the shower and push it down the drain with your toes.

Alternatively known as the WAFFLE STOMP.

Tootsie refereeing to a nick name for toes also tootsie rolls look like turd logs.

Hey bud, you’re out of toilet paper so I just did a tootsie push and showered.

by Pegship August 2, 2020

Tootas

Massive tits in my face.

Girl #1: Yo girl, come give me a tootas
Girl #2: Ok mamas...
*puts tits on face

by Tara&Rosita July 1, 2021