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French Toothbrush

Directly after having anal sex, this is the act of rubbing one's penis in the mouth of the one being penetrated while ejaculating. This will form a white frothy, yet off-colored, substance on the teeth and tongue of that certain individual.
Stay away from those in Montreal. They love using you for their french toothbrush. Those Montreal types are crazy, yo.
by OnTourIn12 March 18, 2015
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acoustic toothbrush

An acoustic toothbrush is a non-electric toothbrush.
I used an acoustic toothbrush on my vacation.
by frangebort August 7, 2017
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What Colour Is Your Toothbrush

The best way to start a conversation with a complete stranger if you feel awkward
"What Colour is your Toothbrush?" asked James "Mine's Red"
by Iainnnnnn November 30, 2019
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Bavarian Toothbrush

When a man rubs his penis on the inside of a womans mouth between the cheek and teeth like a toothbrush and ejaculates while continuing to thrust creating a "foamy paste" thus making this a bavarian toothbrush.
MOST GUYS IN THE NAVY ARE ISSUED A BAVARIAN TOOTHBRUSH IN BASIC!
by WAMTHUMP October 12, 2011
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phi psy schmegma kai toothbrush

The underground fraternal act of slowly removing the penis from your pants, being careful not to disturb the unsuspecting victim (usually sleeping or dead from multiple keg stands) and rolling the tip and foreskin of your penis over the victims mouth allowing all of the schmegma buildup and residue to be dispersed in the victims oral cavity. The addition of some schmegma covered pubes to the concoction is also allowed.
After i phi psy schmegma kai toothbrushed that fat chick last night my dick might just be clean enough to eat off of without the taste of old ass cheese and sorority muff.
by dive team 13 September 6, 2010
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Florida toothbrush

When someone brushes their teeth and spits it on a penis and then gives them a blowjob.
Oh man, I want to give you a Florida toothbrush.
by TurkeyBaster69 May 2, 2021
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Crunchy Toothbrush

When a man cums in your mouth 'by mistake' - you secretly spit it out onto his toothbrush so it dries and is crunchy for his next use.
Matilda was upset that Robert 'mistakenly' ejaculated in her mouth after she kindly asked him not to. She politely excused herself after their intercourse session and 'mistakenly' spit her mouthful of babies so he would have a crunchy toothbrush the next morning.
by SnowyD June 16, 2013
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