Tomer

Tomer is a tall jewfish who always wears shades to hide the fact he has no soul.

"Is that Tomer?" "Ah, it's just a toothbrush."

by attackofcomicsans December 9, 2016

Tooberculosis

Too much tuberculosis

Man look at that guy he's got tooberculosis

by David Hawaii May 3, 2007

horn tooter

Someone who toot's their own horn. Usually at work, these people have nothing good to say about their co-workers but praise their own glory. They are sneaky and often are very sweet. They move forward within companies unless the employer is a good judge of character. These people always think they're better than everyone and often have their superiors snowed. Not nice people at all, very similar to a back-stabber.

Tom did an awful job on the payables this month, he doesn't know a debit from a credit!

I sure have a good handle on the payables, they're clean and I know a credit from a debit unlike Tom, "hee hee hee I'm such a horn tooter and I have them all snowed, Tom will be gone in no time flat"

by CiaCiaC June 30, 2007

toolerman

Somebody who always seems to get the best seat in the house.

The toolerman always gets the best seat in the house

by TakerT June 9, 2011

Tootery

Is the act of being a tooter in any way, shape, or form.

Lately in school I have seen many forms for tootery

by Dhhdbevd April 18, 2019

thoomer

a boomer mixed with a zoomer. someone who likes both cultures. From 2Pac to Lil Pump. they like everything basically. the equivalent of being bisexual in a cultural way.

I'm neither a boomer or zoomer... I consider myself a thoomer. I like everything old to new!

by Craftah September 8, 2020

scooter tooter

The act of pushing a chair out while farting to try and silence the sound of your fart

I had to perform a scooter tooter so my girlfriends parents wouldn't hear the fart.

by BlakeTheSnakeDager August 9, 2016