Tong toucher

When someone is so impatient at the buffet line that they keep crossing and touching other people's tongs.

That chubby tong toucher was acting like it was the last supper and the food was going to run out.

by Kajungold May 17, 2018

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Ball Torcher

Breaking bass
Using electric chair to burn balls or metal clamp.

Him 1: my balls hurt!!
Him 2: oh that’s just Ball Torcher

by Adolf Hitler Is Alive April 9, 2021

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Toocher • TOUCHER • Torcher • toother • toucher_of_cancer • tooche • tooched • toochee • Toosher Boosher • Torchered

baby butt toucher

Your friendly neighborhood pedophile

don't trick or treat at that house or the baby butt toucher might have a go at you

by HeilDrMario June 21, 2014

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A person who believes water fluoridation is a conspiracy by the medical community to keep people dependent on them, and that fluoride promotes, rather than hinders, tooth decay. Fluoridation has also been said to cause a whole range of illnesses, and was once believed, by far-right-wing activists, to turn people into Communists. This last belief featured prominently as a plot point in the classic movie "Dr. Strangelove."

"A Toother contacted me last night on Twitter after I retweeted Ezra Klein's story in the Washington Post on Portland voting on fluoridation. She said 'Wait til women understand Y kids need braces! OUCH' and sent me a bunch of links to groups in Canada."

by Destructo-Beam May 31, 2013

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peepee toucher

one whom likes to touch a man's peepee; a pervert; common title used to call upon an annoying lady

"One dollar make you holler!"
"Hey, peepee toucher, how long will that take?"
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"Look at that peepee toucher. She's been talking on the phone that loud since i walked in half an hour ago!"

by The Scottish Muffinman November 25, 2009

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