toobin'

Masturbating, jerking off, jacking off. Especially in inappropriate circumstances like a zoom call. Named in honor of Jeffrey Toobin, a pioneer of inappropriate masturbation in the zoom age.

"You better not be toobin' in the bathroom, Jeff!"

"My mom caught me toobin'. It was so embarrassing!"

"I forgot to turn off my camera and all my colleagues caught me toobin'!"

by anonymous October 20, 2020

TOOBIN

Yanking one out to a zoom audience.

I surprised my team with a naughty toobin, they loved it.

by VileBoy October 20, 2020

TOOBIN

Exposing your penis on a virtual call either on purpose or accidently for all to see.

I thought I muted the virtual call when I got naked but I guess I was TOOBIN.

by The Donald USA October 19, 2020

Toobin

engaging in masturbation in close proximity to an important social event

Responsible adults tend to schedule their masturbations time, so as to avoid committing a Toobin.

by jmikegra October 19, 2020

toobin

When you are caught with your dick on on a zoom call.

Jeffrey got caught Toobin while on a zoom call with colleagues. Jeffery thought his camera was off

by Chilltown_dan October 19, 2020

toobin

To masturbate on-camera while attending an online meeting via a service such as Zoom or WebEX.

Jeff was toobin during the election simulation meeting

by burben October 19, 2020

Pulling A Toobin

The act of masturbating while on a Zoom call.

John was "pulling a toobin" during yesterday's Zoom meeting.

by TheRealPotato69 October 19, 2020