George Bush's puppet. Has won three general elections, despite being proven to be a liar. Has sent many young men to their deaths over an unjust war in Iraq, in order to ensure an oil supply for America and to
finish the job that bush's dad failed. Married to the most
heartless bitch in the world, who has a mouth strangely shaped like a
letter box. Nicknamed by some as "Teflon Tony" due to the fact that nothing could stick to him, but that seems to be wearing off as his party proves itself to be more and more corrupt. In short he is a crunt