Tanner

An amazing guy who is EXTREMELY gorgeous. Usually, tall, blonde and oh so very handsome. Blue eyes that are clearer than the clearest blue sky. Strong, muscular, smart and also a super fine football player. Has a super duper sexy voice. Who has AMAZING genes because apparently "attractive" runs in the family.

Person 1- OH MY GOODNESS TANNER IS WALKING THIS WAY!
Person 2- Let's just play it cool.
Person 3- DOES MY HAIR LOOK OKAY?!
Person 1- DAMMMNNN HES GORGEOUS
Person 2- Shut up!!!
Persons 1, 2 and 3- Hi tanner:)))
Tanner- Hey

by Katie161616 July 13, 2012

Toner

A boner you get from great tone.

Did you hear Ryne's new pedal? I just got a major toner.

by troy>i September 14, 2011

toner

A nickname for a canadian drunk who comes down to Lakewood every year and gets hammered out of his gourd. Known to wet himself on numerous occasions. Might be seen with a smoke in one hand and a beer in another. Will eat or drink crazy things for bets. Will fester in own juices. Beware

Example # 1:
PasserBy # 1 - Hey isn't that Toner passed out by the wall?

PasserBy # 2 - What's that wet stain he's lyin' in?

Example # 2:

TIRED GUY: Who the fuck is that yelling over there, it's 6 am?

GIRLFRIEND: Fuckin' Toner!!!!!!

by Johnny Lakewood August 28, 2005

two toner

When a poop is two toned in colour.

The perfect two toner would be when the two colours are split in a diagonal line. You must not flush a two toner, for it is a very rare occurrence when a poop graces us with a two tone appearance. Do NOT cover with toilet paper, and be sure to take a picture and be proud.

by Two Tone Thorings August 30, 2009

tanner

An amazing, determined and genuine person who deserves all the best that the world has to offer.

You could never bicycle through the Great Smokey Mountains, man, only a tanner could do that.

by Cecile Johnson July 12, 2006

Danny Tanner

A full house hand in poker. Comes from the show "Full House", where Danny Tanner is the father, played by Bob Saget.

When I won the pot, I showed my Danny Tanner, and he was glad he folded.

by Hypermagic March 31, 2009

Tonberry

The Tonberry ranks, from lowest to highest:

-Pug
-Master Pug
-Tonberry
-Masterberry
-Master Tonberry
-Don Tonberry
-Tonberry Chef
-Tonberry King
-Mega Tonberry!

Tonberry takes 10 minutes to sneak up on you even though it's in plain sight, carrying a lantern at its side. Just then it leaps into action!

"EVERYONE'S GRUDGE!"

You die.

by Tonberry King June 11, 2006