goat's tongue

A middle-age European torture method where the victims' legs are tied to a tree and the bottoms of the feet are moistened with salt. A thirsty goat would then lick their feet until the flesh was worn away.

Olaf: Johan, do you want to go jogging?

Johan: No Olaf, I prefer to ride horse. The king gave me the goat's tongue today.

Source: BMJ Journal

by Diego Mendez August 26, 2009

tengo hacking

Commonly known as hacking and having a small penis on Phantom Forces.

Person 1: "Did you see that faggot tengo hacking on Phantom Forces?"
Person 2: "Yeah, lets votekick that loser"

by DarkEthnic June 1, 2020

Uncle Tong

Uncle Tong is the Asian American equivalent of the term "Uncle Tom" for African Americans. It refers to Asians who apologize for and pander to white folks, trying to garner favor with them and generally being a self-hating sellout. Auntie Tong is the female version, and often refers to self-hating, sellout Asian girls who "only date white guys."

Hey man, why does your brother only have white friends and listen to Garth Brooks?

Oh dude, my bro is a total Uncle Tong. Last week, he thanked this redneck for calling him a "fucking chink," and even apologized for coming to this country.

by slateremylee June 26, 2017

tongue in cheek

When a statement is "tongue in cheek" it is ironic, slyly humorous; it is not meant to be taken seriously, however its sarcasm is subtle.

Though not meant to be taken seriously, it is not overt joking or kidding around, it is "gently poking fun". A "tongue in cheek" statement may have a double meaning, some sort of inuendo or is witty in some way, particularly to the speaker. The tone or the context of the statement may make it to be taken seriously by the listener.

It's origin comes from when Spanish minstrels would perform for various dukes in the 18th century; these dukes would silently chastise the silliness of the minstrel's performances by placing their tongue firmly to the inside of their cheek.

(A family goes out to dinner with their grandma at a restaurant called Dick's)
Grandma: I love Dicks, they're so delicious. I think I need seconds.
Kid (tongue in cheek): Hey grandma, why do you like Dicks so much?
Grandma: Oh well I'm not sure, they just make my mouth happy!

by Laqueshus June 5, 2009

tango cash

A huge amount of money. its cooler than saying "i have a lot of money" and its quicker. use it whenever and anywhere as long as your partner knows what it means, it will all go great

did you get the tango cash?,
i made tango cash last night,
i need you to lend me some tango cash,
heres the tango cash as promised.

by tinolaparty September 5, 2010

Twat Tango

When a man goes down on a woman using his tongue, he dances back and forth back and forth between between the clit and pussy, exciting her to the point she is unable to control herself and cums time after time. The giver often will alternate between sucking on the clit and pussy lips and inserting his tongue into the cunt many times adding a finger or two. and "triple tonging" the clit. Once a experienced Twat Tangoer has started it is almost impossable for the woman to ask him to stop. It often ends up with the woman having a female ejaculation, squirting the guy in the mouth and face. A form of foreplay that almost for sure ends up in intercourse.

A gal knows what it does to her to be eaten, but the TT takes it to the next level fiving her additional thrills and pleasure.

WOW, she said just a few good licks, but I gave her a Twat Tango, and we fucked all night.

by Passionate Pete March 15, 2010

Rugged tongue

When you eat sour candy or hot food and It rips the tissue of the top of your tongue.

“Ugh after I ate those war heads I got rugged tongue”

by Littlelizard33 June 24, 2018