Saying Goodnight to my mother

Masturbating. Jacking off. Choking the chicken.

Guy #1: "Dude, where were you?"
Guy #2: "Sorry, I was saying goodnight to my mother"
Guy #1: "Ohhhhhh...I gotchu ;)"

by PTOWNREPRESENT September 25, 2010

tending to my cats

When I feel like masturbating but don't want to tell my friends.

Sorry I left I was tending to my cats.

by FUCKINGKILLMEIMGARBAGE January 1, 2018

On a scale of one to my penis?

A question you ask when you want to know how hard it is raining/ snowing, ect.

Billy : Hey Carol, is it raining?
Carol: Why yes Billy it is.
Billy: Oh really? How hard on a scale of one to my penis?

by YaImCool November 11, 2010

ur not invited to my birthday party

this is the epic comeback. if someone ever says this to you, well- you're dead.

"ur a poo poo head haha"

"ur not invited to my bday party"
"nooo pls"
"too late you poo poo"

if u use this ur epic and if not ur not invited to my birthday party

by epic poo poo October 9, 2020

up to my nuts in guts

fucking your girl as hard and deep as you can

Last night I met this chick and within an hour I was up to my nuts in guts!!

by hammer316 February 23, 2009

ying to my yang

When your a stalker and you say this to somebody to say that you are deeply in love.

Hey there sweet pea your the ying to my yang.

by rshizzal February 1, 2015

ur bad lol sub to my yt channel

A phrase said by childern after killing someone in Minecraft

HAHA I KILLED U
ur bad lol sub to my yt channel

by Zoom_Zilla September 18, 2018