tomato

a vegetable that ate my dad

A FUCKING TOMATO ATE MY DAD

by Kyle_broflovski10000000 June 17, 2020

tomato

a fruit-vegetable like thing that is totally and utterly disgusting. has no use or value in life.

If I eat a tomato, I will gag.

by Roicki January 14, 2007

tomato

Slang for a woman's breasts as used in the edited version of the movie Anchorman.

"Champ, are you trying to touch my tomato?"

by Jason Haas July 24, 2008

tomatoed

To get squashed so hard by something that your blood squirts out of your body like a tomato.

After I made fun of Governor Arnold Schwartzenegger, he tomatoed me.

by David "Fuzzy" Garber November 27, 2003

tomato

a word comonly mispronounced in the us the correct and british pronunciation is tom-a-to but the incorrect and american pronunciation is tom-a-to also like aluminium except you can spell the diference americans wrongly say alw-ma-nw-ma-nwm but the correct as ever british or like me welsh would say alu-mini-um

Americans like to torture perfectly good languages and tomato lovers

by purplechoc72 March 16, 2010

No Tomatoes

The simplified version or explanation of something complicated. Originated from "no tomatoes on my spicy chicken sandwich."

Give me the no tomatoes explanation why the stock market crashed in 2008/2009.

by Mr. Mauritius June 17, 2013

tomato

Very yummy

Best food ever

I like tomatoes

by lower case s January 25, 2021