Toblerone tunnel

The triangular gap between a woman's upper thighs, immediately beneath the vulva.

From the evocative shape of said void and the habit of some who like to slide the eponymous chocolate treat through it.

Woman: Do these jeans make me look fat?
Man: No, but they do accentuate your Toblerone tunnel.

by Tama Boyle February 3, 2007

story interruptor one-upper adder-toer

A person that interrupts you mid-story. But then not only interrupts your story, they feel the need to one-up your story with an even better story of their own. And to top it off, they not only interrupt you in the first place, one-up you with their story, they then feel the need to add to your original story they interuppted.

I was in class the other day talking about how my dad went to Haiti to help the earthquake victims, and before I could even finish Frank interrupted me and said his dad not only flew to Haiti to help the victims, but that he also donated a million dollars to the relief act. He went on to say that his dad told him my dad was down there but wasn't actually doing anything to help. That fucking Frank is such a story interruptor one-upper adder-toer!

by krriley January 28, 2010

toner pirate

Sleazy assholes who lie or mislead unsuspecting office staff into accepting replacement toner for corporate copy machines, or who send replacement toner unsolicited, and then bill the company at exorbitant rates.

Some intern signed for five toner cartridges, and now some fucking toner pirates have billed us for $1200.

by danimalbangbang September 12, 2005

Toledo Backhand

To engage in anal sex, and after ejaculation you pull off the condom filled with with spooge, poo, and lube, the slap the bitch or dude in the face with it.

Ron was happily married until he pulled the toledo backhand on his old lady.

by Fuckernator March 12, 2007

tobermore

This is a wee loyalist town in county Londonderry with two brilliant shops and a wee proddy bar on the corner! It also boasts a reasonably good football team: Tobermore United

I went out for a drink in Tobermore last night

by Maud the prod December 7, 2014

toledo tornado

The Toledo Tornado is a very specific form of a favorite sexual act. First documented in Toledo Ohio in 1973, the Toledo Tornado is when a gentleman receives a blow job while taking a shit. The Tornado occurs when the feces is flushed while simultaneously cumming in the blow job givers mouth.

I don't know for sure how I got home last night. But I am pretty sure I got a Toledo Tornado at Dylan's!

by Buck Von Blake December 30, 2015

Tiler

Tiler is nice, sweet, loving, kind, etc. You will love him due to his personality and looks which is why he is a great friend and boyfriend. If you need help or if you need someone to be with, find a Tiler. Tiler will help you with anything no matter what and he will always be there for you. Tiler also gives good advice like motivational quotes, something that you might’ve done wrong that you should’ve done right, or any kind of tips. Tiler is also a really funny guy. Tiler is like Tyler but spelt with an I instead of Y.

*Not to be confused with a tiler (someone who lays tile)

Girl: Hey Tyler, I wrote you a love letter. I hope you like it.
Tiler: Thanks but that’s not how you spell my name.
Girl: WDYM?
Tiler: My name is spelt differently. It’s T I L E R and not T Y L E R.
Girl: I’m sorry I didn’t mean to spell your name wrong.
Tiler: It’s OK, there’s nothing to be sorry about. This happens to me all the time.

by IM SINGLE AND PROUD ASF June 1, 2022