Tokyo Sandblaster 

A sexual position coined by Conan O'Brien. I'm guessing it's when you purposely ejaculate into a woman's face and then throw a hand full of rice at her face so it sticks.

I was banging this Japanese chick last night so I had to give her the "Tokyo Sandblaster"!

Tokyo Sandblaster by The Stallion God November 11, 2010

Tokyo Sandblaster 

when a guy is performing oral sex on a girl and drags his stubble filled chin across her vagina

My jaw was getting sore so I gave her a tokyo sandblaster

Tokyo Sandblaster by majazozo November 11, 2010

Tokyo Sandblaster 

The act of breaking wind in a sleeping roommate's face so hard that pieces of poo fly all over them. Tokyo sandblasting works best after eating Mexican food.

What is that on Steve's face?

Oh, those little brown specks? I gave him a Tokyo Sandblaster last night.

Tokyo Sandblaster by G-Monster32 November 11, 2010

Tokyo Sandblaster 

The Tokyo Sandblaster is a scatological activity. When one person has diarrhea, they get close to their partner's face. Letting it rip effectively blasts the partner and causes them to squint, appearing to have Asian features. The man must have a beard similar to Conan's for this to take place effectively upon the butt cheeks and his face.

John really got turned off by the taste of the poo that trickled in his mouth from Jane giving him a Tokyo Sandblaster.

Tokyo Sandblaster by The Pradigy 805 November 12, 2010

tokyo sandblaster 

When a woman fills her vagina, and/or butthole with sand, and as a man goes down to eat out or toss her salad, she unexpectedly queefs, and/or farts the sand in to the mans face and mouth.

"Dude, last night I went to eat out Emily and she Tokyo Sand Blasted me right in the face!"

"I wanted to break up with Tommy but I didnt know how, so I gave him a tokyo sandblaster last night!!!"

tokyo sandblaster by schwi August 25, 2011

Tokyo Sandblaster 

When two sexual partners have intercourse after fully shaving their pubic hair about three days prior. Their genitalia resembles two pieces of sandpaper rubbing against each other and the resulting rash is bright red like the Tokyo flag.

Whoa dude, I just found out Andy Richter banged my girlfriend last night! I hope he enjoyed the Tokyo Sandblaster. Asshole.

Tokyo Sandblaster by B*Long (that's my rap name) November 11, 2010

Tokyo Sandblaster 

While engaging in sexual intercourse with a female on a beach, cover your partners face in ejaculate and then shove said partners face into the sand promptly thereafter. The result is your partners face being covered in a sandy, epoxy-like mix.

- "Tom, how was your honeymoon in Aruba?"

- "It was fantastic. Nothing says "I love you" quite like a Tokyo Sandblaster".

Tokyo Sandblaster by Sir Rumpleforeskin November 11, 2010