Tokyo Sandstorm

Made famous on Conan O'brien's show "Conan", the tokyo sandstorm is a sex act in which the male partner eats 5 weedwhacker sushi rolls, digests for 35 minutes, and then dispenses anywhere from 3-5 gas blasts on the woman partners face. Then, any position is acceptable to end the sex act.

Good god, Cindy. He said he wanted to do the tokyo sandstorm, but I had no idea it would be so grotesque. I passed out.

by Charles McCrackin November 11, 2010

Tokyo Sandblaster

Sexual position made famous by Conan O'Brien. The TBS censors officially allow him too talk about it on his television show.

Guy: Hey, do you wanna try the tokyo sandblaster ?
Girl: What's that ?
Guy: I don't know, ask Conan O'Brien.

by chlsrnnrt90 November 11, 2010

Tokyo Sandblaster

Conan O' Brien's favorite sex position.

Have you ever tried the old Tokyo SandBlaster

by AJs2 November 11, 2010

Tokyo Sandblaster

A Japanese prostitute acquires a mouthful of sand and performs fellatio on her client. First coined on the second episode of Conan.

I visited Japan and I could sand wood with my dick after all the Tokyo sandblasters I received.

by squackmire November 11, 2010

Tokyo Sandblaster

A very interesting sexual position first mentioned on Conan O'Brien on 11/09/2010. It involves ingestion of large amounts of sand and laxatives, preferably while in Tokyo, and subsequently sandblasting another's face with your sandy goodness.

Wow, did you see Jenny's face?
Yeah, it used to be so wrinkled but Yoshi gave her the ol' Tokyo Sandblaster and now it's nice and fresh!

by Willy Mammoth November 11, 2010

Tokyo Sandblaster

The act of violently ejaculating on a Japanese hooker.

Conan's use of the Tokyo Sandblaster was an inspiration to us all.

by Conan lover 2 November 11, 2010

Tokyo Sandblaster

The Tokyo Sandblaster is when you have diarrhea and you put your ass up to your partner's face and blast away causing them to squint and look Asian. First heard of this on the new Conan O'Brien show.

John got too close to Jane's butt when she had diarrhea. She let it spray all over his face, making him squint, giving him a Tokyo Sandblaster.

by ogMooseKnuckle November 13, 2010