Riding the Tornado

Riding the tornado is phrase that originated in Kansas. It means for a man to engage in solo sexual activity or masturbation, using your hand in a whirling motion, mimicking a the motion of a tornado.

I always feel sleepy after riding the tornado.

by randomhow April 5, 2011

tornado alley

A flat, prairie region of the central United States that is often prone to severe storms and seasonal floods.

You would think that people would be smart enough to listen to that old Indian guy's advice and NOT FUCKING BUILD ANYTHING PERMANENT THERE, but sadly, millions of ignorant folks keep building their mansions, and their towns, and their Double-Wide trailers, just to see them get smashed into matchwood each year by tornadoes and floods.

"My home got flattened six times this decade, but that won't stop me from living in Tornado Alley", said a local resident.

by AYB August 2, 2003

Kansas Tornado

When you jiz and cover your dick in it, and then you pour pop rocks on your dick. Then have your partner give you oral sex. It represents a feeling of explosiveness.

"dude, my dick felt like a volcano last night when I got a kansas tornado!"

by Sword Polisher March 17, 2009

tornado dick

A very rare condition where the mans penis is wider at the tip than at the base, which causes it to resemble a tornado.

I went out with Matteo last night, but when i pulled down his pants, he had a tornado dick.

by RustyMandla March 17, 2017

Pink Tornado

When a guy is lying on his back with a girl sitting on his cocking spinning.

I almost got dizzy when Blake gave me that pink tornado

by Ed Cole January 14, 2015

dirty tornado

Licking a person's shitty asshole in a swirling motion. Then spitting what you lick into a used water bottle and keeping it on your nightstand as a makeshift lava lamp, and adding every shitty asshole spit into it over time.

Dude, what is that on your nightstand?

Its my dirty tornado!

by ProChoicePope January 24, 2014

Tennessee Tornado

First you need an industrial fan, bust your nut into the fan and it will blow all over her face. At this point you empty a bag of chicken feathers into the fan and watch them stick all over her face. Tadaa, Tennessee Tornado.

She was seriously pissed when I gave her the Tennessee Tornado, this is how we roll in the South.

by Bare Brian March 22, 2009