Cum craving toddler

A toddler who likes cum

A cum craving toddler

by Bonkers boy February 22, 2020

todger pocket

1.vagina, derived from todger meaning penis, and pocket, a place where you put things
2. a pocket where you keep your penis

1. i boned your mom in her todger pocket yesterday
2. these pants come with a built in todger pocket

by deadprez92 December 25, 2006

toddler

1. A child between the ages of 1 and 3.
2. Someone who can not walk very well.

your grandpa is a toddler.

by BETTY CROCKER June 26, 2006

Tondered

To have toned muscles more toned.

Girl 1: You have such toned muscles!
Girl 2: But they could be tondered!

by DisguisefulZebra July 5, 2012

toddler chic

a style of fashion in which random articles of clothing are worn with no real concern for coordination or societal criticism. e.g. Christmas cardigan over a collared blouse, workout shorts over Star Wars leggings, with a beanie on the head and cowboy boots on the feet.

Young ladies who are into toddler chic frequent Etsy and thrift stores in search of the perfect random articles of clothing to wear.

by toyMasulina January 28, 2013

toddler roulette

Letting your un-potty-trained toddler run around the house naked in an effort to teach them to use the toilet.

Played some toddler roulette the other day with Riley and I'm still alive!

by Pecan October 28, 2013

Toddlered

A state of drunkeness when you can't speak coherently, lose control of your bladder and/or bowels, can't hold your own head up, and generally need someone to take care of you and babysit you.

Last night Johnny got toddlered.

by Jesykahb August 11, 2014