toasted plum

The brown part of the anus.

Hey man, wanna eat my toasted plum? It’s not gay if we keep our socks on!

by ZionTheIcon July 13, 2020

toasted_lava_lampp

Toasted_lava_lampp is the best person to ever exist and speaks the truth.

Toasted_lava_lampp is the best tiktoker ever!

by Hashtagspeakingfromtheheart July 16, 2021

toasted throat scratcher

the act of making a hot pocket and having a woman deepthroat it while you insert your great white or chocolate deluxe penis inside. be careful it might still be toasty

shay- "awh fuck dude some crazy boston chick let me give her the toasted throat scratcher"
TJ- "no mustard!'

by Cagle Mark McFuzzeltron 3000 June 11, 2009

toasted butter

Half a stick of butter stuffed into a toaster for 6 minutes. The result is delicious :)

Toasted Butter - Directions

1. Take 1/2 a stick of butter

2. Stuff the butter as much as you can into a toaster

3. set timer to 6 minutes

4. after toasted, flip toaster upside-down and pour into a bowl

5. eat your delicious soup of toasted butter!

by Bored Potato October 22, 2019

Black-Toasted

To overdo something. Make something gawdy.

Your design was really cool until you black-toasted it with a drop shadow.

by Phoebe Beaver April 15, 2005

pleasantly toasted

The perfect stage of drinking alcohol between buzzing and drunk.

By the third round of shots, everybody was pleasantly toasted.

by Eric Demonic October 17, 2006

French Toasted

When a person puts french toast on your phone when playing clash royal and place 2 cards. Then get analed

Oh you fucking french toasted I lost the game

by AsianSensationLigma November 19, 2021