Techno-Raccoon

Originally a web comics artist, who made name after creating discriminative and abusive illustrated threads focusing on "the-reason-you-fail" topics (which prooved to be not bad after all and showed the effectivness of butthurt provocation in masses) + drew tribute art to eastern european club whore's modelling (most likely shot on cellphones), whose art actually used to be quite fun (but has seen better days). The creator (Neonil) once cared about his customers and their satisfaction. Not anymore. The new Techno-raccoon is too deep into advertising and shameless self promotion (honestly, to position self among a bunch of complete dorks and loosers is a sure way to look God-like on their background and a nice way to promote self too as his example shows) to care about anyone anymore. The only thing he cares about now is making money. Neonil doesnt care about the quality of Neoneelart anymore. More modelling (aka shut up-sit-watch and jerk off over my eyebrows, motherfuckers, they're UNSTOPPABLE!!!111), more random portrait photography, more unfinished Lunaville comics (basically nothing but illustrated guides on how to exterminate the unworthy wuss) and so on. So if you want to experience the best of Neoneelart, get your credit cards ready, because the only things this greedy bastard cares about are benjamins and jacksons. (hundreds and twentys for those of you who didnt get it.) Long live the power of money! Raccoon power FTW!
A: That dumbass Techno-Raccoon is kinda cute

B: Yeah
by Sanjibad December 8, 2010
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Raccoon Eggs

The only YouTuber who can actually make someone die of laughter. Recently started to blow up (January 29th) And plays with others such as Fitz. He has he funniest sense of humor!
ShitBird: I never Laugh

Fuckface: Watch this video by raccoon eggs.

ShitBird: *Shits on desk*
by Xx_Gatlin_Xx January 29, 2019
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Soon Raccoon

Soon Raccoon is the sidekick/antagonist/trickster (in opposition to protagonist Emily Graslie) in the narrative world of the Brain Scoop.

In appearence Soon Raccon is a stuffed raccoon often depicted wearing antlers although that is seldom the case in the actual episodes.

He currently resides at the Chicago Field Museum on loan from his native home at Philip L. Wright Zoological Museum.

He has creepy little hands and is an apt drummer.
"When will brains be scooped?"

*pan to Soon Raccoon*

"Soon..."
by the Imaginationshow May 26, 2014
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angry raccoon

When banging a girl from behind, you stick both your pointer fingers in her ass, and when she turns around in shock, you take your shitty fingers and circle around her eyes, making the appearance of a raccoon. Then you run out of the house, knocking over the trash can on the way out.
After a visit to the zoo, I felt compelled to give my girl the angry raccoon.
by Fantasy Frank Tank October 29, 2008
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Rocket Raccoon

A wild Raccoon from Guardians of the Galaxy that's cooler than you.
John, "Who's your favorite marvel character?"

Lily,"It's gotta be Rocket Raccoon"
by Taki_Crumb May 17, 2020
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Party Raccoon

when you wear a lot of eye makeup and then party hard, so you wake up and have raccoon eyes (eye shadow all around in big black circles)
Lauren had too much to drink and awoke looking like a party raccoon.
by quepaula March 7, 2011
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Raccoon in a Box

Raccoon in a Box is meant to be synonymous for weed. Specifically, weed sold by someone going door-to-door selling "magazines" out of bins or Tupperware in order to earn money for a "trip to France" usually by someone who obviously has no business going to France.

And it follows that the phrase "letting that raccoon out the box" can refer to smoking said weed, as well as a song written for the originators of said phrase.
Yo man, I just traded my couch for a whole tub of raccoon in a box.
by Murphy A. March 12, 2012
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