Timmies hoe

A girl who works at Tim Horton's

Louis: Your old lady still working at the Subway
Jeff: No man she quit that shit job now she's a Timmies hoe.

by dubeswiggins November 24, 2014

The Timminy Toing

When you swallow a fork, then die trying to shit it out.

Jim: "What happened to Ronny?"

James: "I heard it was The Timminy Toing accident. You don't wanna know."

by Marcell Toing October 11, 2008

timbitch

The coworker who, for some reason, has been designated to make Iced Capp and bagel runs. Usually the new guy.

Feel like an Iced Capp? Send the Timbitch.

or

Who's the timbitch today?

by Megamerican August 15, 2007

Timmothy

some kid who always wants candy especially my candy.

this kids always has candy prob a timmothy

by dank meme gu vcjsaN December 12, 2017

Timmothy

Just... Just someone you don't want to know.

Oh now, Timmothy is in the closet again!

by MargretFakku February 26, 2020

TimBit

When a man squats above a woman and takes a crap on her but it comes out like pellets of deer shit.

Man 1: How was last night with Becky?
Man 2: I dropped a load of TimBits on her chest?
Man 1: Nice

by JonasBrothersSuckCock April 29, 2009

timithy

A wannabe MMA prodigy that cant fight to save his life. Like literally cant do anything. Hes also a homophobe who secretly likes to pounded from behind cause hes an in the closet power bottom.

That nigga trainin is timithy

by DRAGGO February 7, 2014