Call of Duty Timing Paradox

It's when you play peekaboo but the universe peekaboos you

bro, I swore no one was coming in but the moment I moved, he popped up and shot me.
Classic Call of Duty Timing Paradox

by suka suka blyat November 18, 2022

Tiziana

Greek goddess of boobs

all hail tiziana, goddess of the heavenly fun-bags!!!

by Ryan April 30, 2003

hard timing it

When you're sad, mad, depressed, over a break up with your spouse. Men use it in description to other men, normally.

Have you talk to Steve??

Na that fools hard timing it right now.

by Alberts_a_fool June 4, 2014

Big Timing

The act of blowing off plans with a friend, at the last minute, when something better comes along.

ME: Hey Killa E, are we on for lunch today? Or are you big timing me?

Friend: Nope! I have a party I'm going too! Peace!

by Gumbo $4 2 April 4, 2017

titian

titian is the sexiest shade of red, usually used to describe hair colour... it comes from the artist, titian, who only painted women with this colour hair.

her hair is titian, it is SO sexy don't you think?

by Sarahx May 22, 2006

timpani

hell sweet instruments aka kettle drums

her drum teacher play some mean timpani

by animal (the drummer girl) July 2, 2005

Poor Timing

A problem often seen in MSN conversations, between more than 2 people.

Flaaron: Did anyone go outside today? The temperatures were quite... unseasonable.
Ricket: So, today a guy got caught watching another guy take a shower after P.E.
Phil: I KNOW! It was HOT!

by Johnny Rocketfingers December 30, 2003