Mattie: Urban Dictionary says you can make fire without tinder or flint

Tim: *takes out phone battery and begins to make fire*

Kylie: Asshole. You're such a Tim...

Tim by Dissapointment.ugh January 6, 2017

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TIM

Temporary Internet Malfunction; an acronym used as an indicator of an Internet malfunction; usually to explain an unplanned sign-off or other Internet related issue

Paz: I Can't Wait To C...
((Paz Signed Off))
((Paz Signed On))
David: WhereTF Did U Go?
Paz: Sorry. TIM.
David: Oh. Damn TIMz!

TIM by ADifferentName August 2, 2007

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Tim

A cunt.

Is that Tim?
No that's a cunt.

Tim by ElCunto August 5, 2018

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Tim

Gifted and talented with computers and other technology. A Tim can be found in just about any organization. Tim is the wizard who fixes the computers or phones when no-one else has a clue. Technology obeys this man like a lion obeys a liontamer. It doesn't matter if you have already done exactly what Tim just did twenty times already, you are not the technology wizard!!! The computer or other piece of technology will not obey you. They're only master is a guy called Tim. If there is no Tim at your workplace, you could also see Ben. If you do not know a Tim or a Ben, you are doomed with all technological mishaps.

How the fuck did you do that Tim? I just tried the same thing like fifty times, Tim. You just walked past and it worked, Tim.

"All hail the almighty technology wizard Tim, we will obey your command and yours only"
"Wait, did that piece of crap just say Tim?"
"I don't know what the issue is, it worked for me," says Tim.

Tim by MyPhoneIsNotWorking July 11, 2017

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