Tim is someone who you will fall utterly and completely in love with when you meet him. He’s the most sweetest guy ever and will drop everything to do anything you want. He loves you for you and is dorky, but in a very cute way. He’s usually tall and built broad. He’s very handsome and when you fall in love with him everyone else’s attractiveness just drifts away. You don’t even notice them anymore because he’s the only one you want.
“Tim was cracking me up today.”
“Why was that?”
“He was acting so dorky!”
“Oh I love when he’s dorky! It’s so cute!”
by Hiscoxlong June 17, 2020
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a word you’d use after saying “fuck no” to emphasize how much you don’t want to do whatever your responding to.
dude: aye I’m a 15 year old rapper from STL, give me a chance and check out my soundcloud. 🙏🏾

other dude: fuck no tim
by yeahaight October 24, 2019
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100% Grade A, Cage-free, man meat. The biggest stud on the block whose cock makes angels weep.

Before they invented a pimpslap they called it a Tim.
Desiree: Be rough with me!
Alex: Don't make me give you a Tim!
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Tim is the best friend you will ever have

He helps you through life and sends you lots of memes and porn for some reason

You call each other lots of names but you’re always joking

No matter how far away you are from each other

He will always make an effort to talk to you about anything and everything
Person: oh hey have you seen tim
Different person: I h8 tim he’s a bitch
Person: *kills different people*
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He will steal your girl at any bar when you go to the bathroom. He also enjoys participating in 3 or 4 somes.
Ugh tim stole my girl again
by ruler of tims October 9, 2019
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A person that believes everything that they see on the internet. Mostly of german descent.
Hi my name is Tim, I've read that 5G towers cause corona.
by kschumi July 1, 2021
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The collective word for the listeners of CGP Grey and Brady Haran's podcast Hello Internet.
Grey: "Hello, Tim. How was your flight?"
Brady: *laughs*
by Randomness999999 January 9, 2019
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