Ticket System Balls (TSB) are what people grow when their IT group installs a ticketing system. It takes some of the human element out of the transaction, so people become emboldened. See also e-balls
Before ticket system balls: "Hey guys, we think there might be a problem with devtools, can you help us out? Thanks, we love you."
After ticket system balls: "3 people have looked at this. The system time is fine. We think it's a cruise thing. But it happened RIGHT after devtools was rebuilt after the swirley incident. (see Red Swirley). I've given up on suggesting anything. You guys always yell at us for doing that. I am here to point out issues. You are here to resolve issues."
After ticket system balls: "3 people have looked at this. The system time is fine. We think it's a cruise thing. But it happened RIGHT after devtools was rebuilt after the swirley incident. (see Red Swirley). I've given up on suggesting anything. You guys always yell at us for doing that. I am here to point out issues. You are here to resolve issues."
by brchi February 29, 2008
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by See you on the field September 5, 2005
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When you would have gotten a speeding ticket, had it not been for being stuck behind someone going slow.
I was late and road raging so bad until we passed the speed trap, then I was glad to be stuck behind that jerk driving so damn slow, he was my ticket savior.
by Harmony08 October 4, 2010
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by SomeoneWhoNeedsANewJob September 1, 2013
Get the Ticket-Douching mug.A boy who you have a mainly platonic relationship with, at least on your end, that you keep in contact with and go out with for the sole purpose of getting free tickets to concerts.
YOU: I really want to see Bombay Bicycle Club, but tickets are $40 and the show's sold out.
YOUR FRIEND: Why don't you call your ticket boyfriend, I bet he can get you into the show.
YOUR FRIEND: Why don't you call your ticket boyfriend, I bet he can get you into the show.
by macncheesebbgrl October 26, 2013
Get the ticket boyfriend mug.Someone who uses up all the damn shit tickets. Usually leaving you to start, realize you're out, and have to do the cheek-clinch-penguin-waddle to get more.
Jake "I was in such a rush to drop a deuce the other day, I didn't even realize we were out of shit tickets..."
Brant "LOL yeah dude, hate when that happens".
Jake "It was prolly travis, you'd think he has the worst shits the way he uses that stuff. Damn Ticket Taker.
Brant "LOL yeah dude, hate when that happens".
Jake "It was prolly travis, you'd think he has the worst shits the way he uses that stuff. Damn Ticket Taker.
by dat guy deuce October 14, 2009
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Typically said so fast all of the “T”s and “K” sound like an incoming train. (TI-Ke-eT-To-RiDe)
Typically said so fast all of the “T”s and “K” sound like an incoming train. (TI-Ke-eT-To-RiDe)
Person 1: Hey, how about we take these waffles to the geese at the end of the road on our camel!
Person 2: Could you explain more? That’s super Ticket to Ride.
Person 2: Could you explain more? That’s super Ticket to Ride.
by Fake snow January 7, 2021
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