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titernet

The internet as seen by a guy with some time alone.
Saturday night I have by myself, so I generally porn about on the titernet.
by Jamin3D December 15, 2008
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titees

" d*mn she got some big ass titees"
by You're-Not-From-The-Hood-Nerds September 19, 2016
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tited

verb.

To become injured by a breast.
It's a wicked titting to trip over a breast & chip your tooth.

She tited him with a slap to the face from her breast.

I really got a tit last night. His nipple poked my eye out.
by Professor Boob October 12, 2012
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Shitty Titers

The other day I had a terrible cause of the Shitty Titers and destroyed the toilet
by Shitty Titers man January 9, 2021
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Titey

A smiley-like depiction of female breasts.
1. Hey girl, show my your (.)(.)
2. I saw an old woman naked today. She looked like \./\./
3. Those are huge! ( o )( o )
by MKB June 7, 2004
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Mount Titerest

The lengths American women will go to present a perfect bosom.
“Shoot, they’re out of stock,” Desiree told Prima as the pals cruised aisle 8 in CVS. “They told me the Hollywood Breast Lift Tape would be in today!”
Prima offered what comfort she could. “Desiree, Lawson will jump your bones regardless of flop sweat. You don’t need to climb Mount Titerest. Remember how it used to be when you were first hooking up.”
“Right,” Desiree countered smugly, “He loved my big mama foomfy teats.”

“Nipple rouge is a thing, isn’t it?” teenager Sally shyly asked Mother Goose, pulling her away from the other kids at St. Catherine’s Center for Youth. “’Cause Jayden and I have a date for the walk-in later and I just feel… too pale.”
“No worries, hon, we don’t have to scale Mount Titerest,” said Mother Goose. She prided herself on her ability to “relate.” “I have some frozen raspberries I’ve been saving for the right moment. You’ll taste good, too!”
by Hifalutin! February 5, 2022
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titerrific

Characterised by prodigious amounts of cleavage.
I buried my face in her titeriffic mounds!
by Kunttray April 22, 2005
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