Tits 

or gtfo.

Stupid Chick On Internet:
hey /b/, am I hot? Pic related

anon:
Tits or gtfo.

Tits by murdur1 December 17, 2008

TITS 

Something really good that happened to you

Zach: Mike, You just flipped that house in one month and made a shit load

Mike: I know, that was the tits!

TITS by Chilie Wilders January 29, 2009

Tits 

1. One of the 7 dirty words you CANNOT say on television. (As originally said by George Carlin)

2. Mammery glands of a female (or male).

3. Something awesome, epic, kick-ass or legitimate.

4. A very fun word to say.

"Someone was quite interested in these words. They kept referring to them: they called them bad, dirty, filthy, foul, vile, vulgar, coarse, in poor taste, unseemly, street talk, gutter talk, locker room language, barracks talk, bawdy, naughty, saucy, raunchy, rude, crude, lewd, lascivious, indecent, profane, obscene, blue, off-color, risqué, suggestive, cursing, cussing, swearing, and all I could think of was shit, piss, fuck, cunt, cocksucker, motherfucker, and tits!" - George Carlin

"Damn. Those are some nice tits."

"That roller coaster ride we just went on was the TITS right there."

Person: Tits. Meet Toots. Toots. Meet Tits.

Toots: Hi, Tits.

Tits: Hi, Toots.

:D

Tits by ROFLcycle May 17, 2015

Tits 

The most amazing things ever invented. Soft squishy balls of love.

Damn, can’t wait to play with them tits girl.

Tits by Monkeyboy6969 December 10, 2018

Tits 

Another term for the female breasts. It is part of a females body and SHOULDN’T be referred to as a mans best friend to the penis. It is of choice for the female to allow the male permission to take sexual inter course with them. :) otherwise men keep your dick in your pants. :))

Stupid man: Look at her tits bro! She’s packing.

Right man: Was that your opinion to say them about appreciated? No, if your feeling horny then go take care of that yourself. That’s better than dragging that poor woman into that. :/

Tits by TRUE GURL DEFINITELY April 20, 2021

tits 

tits, exclaimation expressing great joy, wonder, excitement, or happiness. Often preceded by "fucking". Awesome, the shit

Rock's new tattoo was fucking tits!

tits by Kowulz April 4, 2007

Tits 

A created by god to make humanity submit to his will.

God: So, how about you two start creating a new civilization by populating the earth.

Adam: I don't really feel like fucking eve, nothing special about her, sooo, no fuck you. I don't care if you created me.

God: TITS!!!

*LIGHTING BOLT --- Eve now has D cups*

Adam: Whatever you desire sir!

Tits by Riim Jobs January 25, 2009