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thunderkünt

A meatball-esque ho with verbal diarrhoea. Anything comes out of that mouth and anything goes in. No tits, big ass.

Enjoys dropping the soap in the prison showers to trap her men. Always on a chocolate diet. But fine as hell and that ass is out of this planet. She a banga banga banga. You don't need to ask "Iz U Down" cos she's always DTF.
Person 1: Shaneeqwa that thunderkünt stole ma man
Person 2: got to sharkeesha her ass.
by slutnugget February 4, 2014
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Thundercunt

A thunder cunt is a raging mega-bitch that has such a large vagina that is slaps against her thighs very similar to thunder… it is said that rhinos and elephants cofuse the thigh slapping Thundercunt with their native mating call.

An example of a thunder cunt would be for instance…

- Rosie O’Donnell

- Monique

- Any woman on the biggest loser
- Ryan Krickler
Woof! Run, duck....the sky is falling!

No man! That's a pack of thundercunts!
by thundercuntslopolous June 10, 2016
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Thundercunt

~a word used to describe only the dickiest of people, not to be associated with mcniggas
Hey, can we invite Saskia to your party?

Uh, no she is a sketty thundercunt
by ComebackCunt January 22, 2017
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Thundercunt

one whose cuntiness is so advanced you brace for impact
fuck get ready thundercunt is coming!
by puk nyoman August 10, 2017
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Thundercunt

The boiling point of all English swears.
Mainly used in Australia, and has multiple uses and meanings.

Noun; Thundercunt
Someone or something that is cunty beyond cunt, someone with so much cunt about them each time they act like a cunt, a hellish storm forms. To be called a thundercunt, you have to had cunted so hard you flipped Earths poles, and the use of this word calling you a Thundercunt is designed to flip them back to normal, so it does not create undesirable cuntsequences.

Verb; Thundercunted
To throw something with such force, it breaks the sound barrier. If it didn’t enter orbit, whatever poor thing it collided with would have been reduced to dust. Periodically, whatever was ‘thundercunted’ temporarily becomes an object humans made reach the speed of light.

Adjective; Thundercunt, Thundercunted
To describe something that is fucked beyond revival, usually something your dad tried to fix instead of bringing in a trades person. Or, to describe one’s intoxication. Drunk beyond the bottle, so blind they can smell colours and see sounds.
Noun;
“You greasy, good for nothing, happiness sapping, dick bending, THUNDERCUNT!!!”
*the universe shudders at the presence of such language*

Verb;
“Once when i was a kid, i got so angry i picked up a rock and thundercunted it into my principles car, it was a complete write off.”

Adjective;
Bill’s friend:“hey Bill, you alright mate? Look a little munted there”
Bill: “i am absolutely thundercunted, i need to piss but i cant find my dick!”
by Serbian_Father_Figure August 3, 2023
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ThunderCunt

When you microwave a honeybun for 1 hour the throw it straight into a homeless man
Hey Dave do you want to go out and ThunderCunt homeless people with me
by Shower_Shiter_Duo November 7, 2023
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Doubledeckered Thundercunt

A female who is extremely negative and disruptive who brings thoughts of suicide and violence to other people through verbal and physical assault.
Becky was acting like a doubledeckered thundercunt when she became triggered by the white cis male.
by EkkolocaJhin August 28, 2017
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