Jizzum Tree

A common tree in the Northeast that when in bloom it has the awkward smell of semen. College campuses, particularly in Pennsylvania, are covered with these trees making it a standing joke at all universities to walk outside and smell the Jizzum Trees.

Welcome, parents, to Millersville University. It may smell like sex is in the air but I assure you it is not your 18 year old daughters getting a Moose Knuckle for the fist time. It is only the Jizzum Trees in full bloom.
Right this way is the school Dining Hall....

by NB27 June 17, 2008

Jexmas Tree

A tree that is decorated for Christmas (Xmas), by a Jewish person. It could contain Jewish decorations, but does not have to. Most common in households where there are both Chanukah and Christmas celebrators. Most commonly seen in the New Jersey-New York area of the United States.

Alexandra decorated her Jexmas Tree with her family, since her mother was Jewish and her father wasn't.

by semass November 29, 2010

nail jello to a tree

the act of attempting something impossible.

Getting my girlfriend to give me head ,is like trying to nail jello to a tree.

by wslngy December 2, 2015

jew tree

1) item used for hanging jewelry on to. usually a random item on night stand, and bathroom counter (not a dish) which accumulates bracelets, hair ties, earrings and the like.

2) a jewish person's christmas tree with lame, non-personalized, or otherwise non-traditional ornamentation.

When I knocked over the lotion bottle on the counter... her watch , earrings, bracelets all fell off the jew tree.

by DirtyWaterbury September 7, 2016

Did I Just Go There

Abbreviation for Did I Just Go There.... dot AL (Well thats the up for discussion and creativeness) A term used for the out of the box, creative minds who aren't afraid to push the boundaries. People who come up with crazy idea usually "Go there!

#DIJGTAL #DIDIJUSTGOTHERE

"I'm going to build an exclusive dealership on the moon that sells customised rocket ships....Daaaaaaam "DID I JUST GO THERE"

by DIJGT.AL January 27, 2018

Juggling Barrels Near A Tree

When you perform oral sex on a male and tickle his nuts at the same time.

Mary was Juggling Barrels Near A Tree. Seth just loved it!

by Yonodactyl June 29, 2009

Jesus Tree

Cross that can be used for crucifixions.

I'll put you on a Jesus Tree.

by PetePimp July 24, 2006