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Thor Pour

An obnoxiously strong mixed cocktail made with mostly alcohol and very little mix.
I had two Thor Pours and now I can’t even stand up or walk straight.
by CYC619 May 29, 2021
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thors nipple

The instance of which two cattle prods are attached to the nipples of a male or female during sexual forplay then as the nipples are being electrified the apposing partner repeatedly slaps the other in the face with a sexual toy or penis
by Chester dicksplash January 13, 2014
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Thor

Used in conversation describing ones mistake,stupidity,carelessness.
#Ali spilled water on his shirt
Abu:You're very thor ,so big still spill water .
#Ali accidentally left his homework at home
Abu:You very thor
#Ali din't do his homework
Abu:You very thor
by ahzhe99 August 20, 2013
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Dirty Thor

When your man brings down the power of his hammer on your pussy!!!
Omg last night I got a dirty Thor from my man!!! It was amazing!!!!
by Rennystar February 28, 2019
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Hammer of Thor

When in an argument or meeting, taking a shit in your hand and slamming it down on the table as you say your point. Argument over, meeting adjourned.
Man, Sam really put down the Hammer of Thor in that meeting.
by jakal03 August 15, 2012
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Hammer of Thor

It is where you shit in a pillow case and beat your partner with it.
"Man, all these sex positions are getting boring. I'm gonna try the Hammer of Thor."
by DCexcel January 6, 2010
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Thor that hoe

When one is recieving fallatio from ladyfriend, and they are about to climax (splooge). They pull out and ejaculate into said lady's face, they then proceed to hit her over the head and across her face with his one eyed monster and exclaims, "Great Odin's raven!"
When she was done, did you Thor that hoe?
by Flint House December 8, 2007
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