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Tristan Thompson

A term for an aggressive basketballer who plays like he's 7'5" but is actually a midget. Also the name for the current Cleveland Cavalier's 6'9" Center.
Zeke: "IMMA DUNK ALL OVER YA!!!!"

Matt: "WHAT IN THE NAME OF GOD ARE YOU DOING?!"
Zeke: "I'm pulling off THE FAMED 'TRISTAN THOMPSON!' "
Matt: "Like DUNKING OVER 5 PEOPLE when YOU'RE JUST 5'7"?!!"
Zeke: "Yea BOI!!!!"

(Zeke gets blocked anyways)
by splashnsmash8000 May 18, 2017
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Paul Thompson

Highly underrated, but superior talented rock drumming god of Roxy Music fame. Known universally to true fans as "The Great Paul Thompson", due to his incredible drumming skills and power. A great example of his work can be found on the extended instrumental section of the Roxy Music track "In Every Dream Home a Heartache" from the 1973 album "For Your Pleasure". Paul Thompson underpinned the Roxy Music sound from 1973 - 1980 when he left the group due to 'musical differences' (i.e. Bryan Ferry wanted to take the "Rock" out of Roxy Music and turn out easy listening lounge lizard fare). Ferry saw the error of his ways some time later and Paul has been on the recent tours with the largely original Roxy line-up.
For some great examples of Paul Thompson listen to:

"2HB"
"The Bob"
"Every Dream Home a Heartache"
"She Sells"
"Manifesto"
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Thompson Deep

1. Adjective, for a male to insert his penis so far into a womans vagina that his testicles are pressing violently against her body.

Similar to balls deep

2. Adjective, to be so deep in conversation that one or all participants burst into tears.

Similar to a deep and meaningfull
Q. Yo Joshy, you got Thompson deep in that bitch last night?

A. Narr man she wanted to talk to me, but i just got Thompson deep in her moist muff instead
by Da Filth January 17, 2009
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Thompson'ing

To comment on your teams sporting success on social media thereby jinxing them to inevitable collapse and ruin
Peter gloated on whatsapp that Leeds were destined for promotion based on their recent great form , thereby "Thompson'ing" them - the subsequent implosion was inevitable, losing many games they finished 4th and lost in the playoffs .
by The smedders wrestler August 13, 2019
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dan thomson

A joke denoted by the absence of subsequent laughter despite an appreciable amount of wit, usage of bad punnage and/or overly enthusiastic delivery.
The stand-up comedian was painful to watch. Though he had one or two good jokes, most of the night he just dropped dan thomson after dan thomson.
by comedy society February 4, 2013
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Thompson

The act of taking a girl home from a night out but only cuddling with her until you both fall asleep.

The act of satisfying the need for a girlfriend with a casual cuddle with a random biddy.
'I pulled another Thompson last night'
'You have to take her on a date after the 3rd Thompson man"
by HOL[345] September 22, 2018
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tombstoned

When an individual (or several, depending on the amount of the substance) become so thoroughly stoned that they are unable to move.
Dude, look at Colin there. He is totally tombstoned. What an ass.
by Secret_Ferret July 29, 2008
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