Elliot's sexual fantasy is about owning a cider house and catching a Mexican apple thief, who then chases her to the tasting room, where they make love so loudly that they can be heard all the way in the distillery.
by Baru May 10, 2008
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John was always bleary eyed in the morning due to the despicable actions of Rose the dirty spunk thief.
by theburner September 8, 2010
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Man, we had John over last night for a bong session and now I can't find my pot! John, that pot thief!
by Big Daddy 3 January 24, 2014
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Sonja was named cum thief after she "tried to clean up the cum on the sheet." She later had a baby, got child support and lived happily ever after.
by iiaequalisii May 6, 2016
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Get the grand petty theft mug.A sexual act made famous by the Grand Theft Auto video game series where a man picks up a prostitute, pays her for her services, and then runs her over in the car he picked her up in and retrieves his spent money.
Steve: Why is your Benjamin red?
Dan: I performed the Grand Theft Auto last night and couldn't get the blood out of the money
Dan: I performed the Grand Theft Auto last night and couldn't get the blood out of the money
by Charlie T. July 21, 2016
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1. A common name for a homosexual.
2. One that interrupts another's private shit in a public bathroom and doesn't allow them to force out the dookie.
1. A common name for a homosexual.
2. One that interrupts another's private shit in a public bathroom and doesn't allow them to force out the dookie.
1. Did you see those two shit thieves in the skin tight shirts kissing on the park bench?
2. I was taking a giant double-flusher in the Taco Bell bathroom when a shit thief came in and caught me in action.
2. I was taking a giant double-flusher in the Taco Bell bathroom when a shit thief came in and caught me in action.
by Eric Crouch December 28, 2004
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