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thees

When a person's thighs blend into their knees without any tapering.
Not only does she have cankles, but thees too!
by Lesley D September 10, 2005
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Theresa May

Someone needs to knock Theresa May out
by Skrdrdr on dem pussies July 23, 2018
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Bros before hoes, unless theres no clothes

Bros ALWAYS come first unless your getting ass.
Guy 1:Yo man you coming tonight to the party?
Guy 2: No man, getting laid!
Guy 1: dude, bros before hoes...
Guy 2: unless theres no clothes...
Bros before hoes, unless theres no clothes
by Bobby1234321 January 20, 2009
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theresa hold

when a girl has her hold on you and has you dick like puddy. she has total control of you and fucks with your head and life.
man that girl has a theresa hold on him and wont let the fuck go. what the hell is up with that bitch.
by fuckitbig April 30, 2009
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Mother Theresa sex

When, in a sexual relationship, you give and you give and you give, but you never receive.
"...but she's never given me an orgasm."

"Really? But what about all that moaning coming from your room?"

"That's all her, not me, and I'm dying at this point. It's all fucking Mother Theresa sex."
by Staceofbase June 9, 2009
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Theoespian

A Theoespian is a former actor or actress who finds salvation, usually after they recieve their last residual check.
To learn more about these Theoespians, search for people like Kirk Cameron, Lisa Welcsh or Willie Aames.
by Captain Corky July 30, 2008
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theresatony

When a Theresa enjoys smacking a Tony in the balls out in the friggin public :)

When a Theresa enjoys smacking a Tony in the butt out in the friggin public
Theresatony: *smack penis*
Theresa: ehhheheee
Tony: oww@Wtf! (fml)

theresatony: *smack butt* hehehhe!
theresa: its socially "acceptablwe" to drink now!!

tony: wtf?! (fml)
by shit huh? March 12, 2010
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