Todd the Turnip

an absolute mad chad lad sad fad dad brad

"yo did you see Todd the Turnip?"
"yes. i have been enlightened"

by ArtieBrick May 18, 2021

Burning turnips

A way of referring to the act of farting or passing gas.

When you catch a whiff of something stinky and suspect someone in your vicinity farted, casually say, "Who's burning turnips?"

by God Uses Autocorrect November 22, 2020

turnip burner

A shitty old car which expels dark exhaust fumes while in operation. Can often be used to describe the driver of the vehicle.

Christ, that turnip burner is chucking out some really dodgy shit. It's getting all up in my grill.

by seeingitsimple October 24, 2013

turnips and heat

Trailer park English..told you so

It's time to turnips and heat Julian

by Randy gilf hunter November 13, 2022

cyclone turnip

A bad player who sinks his whole team and should touch a computer.

I had cyclone turnip on my team, and now I have no rank.

by Connor Kyser January 12, 2020

cyclone turnip

A player who gets carried left and right.

Damn, I carried Cyclone Turnip

by Connor Kyser January 07, 2020

cyclone turnip

Real name is Rohil and he acts like a king. He wears fake Hollister and sells fake shoes to idiots.

Damn I got a bad pair from cyclone turnip.

by Connor Kyser January 12, 2020