When a girl take Tally-Ranch and rubs its HIV/AIDS infested contents on a mans dick and then proceeds to jack you off with sandpaper until all of the skin is sanded off.
by Tumor Tom The Tally Tamor December 04, 2013
Sexual manoeuvre where both the male and female participants are bent over holding there own ankles, with both partys butts up against each other and at the same time the males penis bent back into the females vagina (Think of how dogs have proper sex, butt to butt), at this point both the male and female start shuffling forward at the same time whilst making the noise of a tugboat - bub bub bub bub bub bub TOOT TOOT
by Double Dippa June 24, 2022
When party A uses the cheeks of their buttocks to clamp onto party B's facial hair and tug the hair out
by Timma366 September 13, 2020
The sexual act that occurs when a guy is fucking you and you decide to clinch real tight and pull away from him, dragging him along.
by tatortot01 July 04, 2012
a fat chick with soft, supple hands, usually dimpled at the knuckles, who is skilled in the art of hand jobs
"You should have seen this fat chick the other night at the bowling alley -a total tugboat -I bet she gives great handjobs!
by poon dogler December 28, 2008
The rusty tugboat is when you hammer a nail into a 2by and also on to a womens ass cheek.You then proceed to drag her around the house by it while you masterbate..
by Big feces May 16, 2008
by cannedlaughter March 30, 2021