The cow's tits

When something is very good or above average. The equivalent to the bees knees, cats pyjamas and dogs bollocks

"Did you watch The Simpsons last night?"

"Yeah! I love The Simpsons! It's the cow's tits!"

by fwantastique April 27, 2009

tits of the personality

any trait which one finds attractive, but doesn’t automatically result in dedicated attraction to the person having that trait

She was talking about clipping coupons last night. Damn, that’s hot, but I’m not interested. Domesticity is the tits of the personality.

by pistachio229 June 3, 2018

Tits on the Table

To go "all out"; similar to "go hard or go home" just more awesome, because tits are always better

Person a: "I'm too shy, I don't know if I can get his number"

Person b: "dude, Tits on the Table"

go hard or go home
go big or go home

by GrahamM February 6, 2013

Tits to the back.

When two or more individuals are interacting romantically, one being a woman, and the woman embraces the other individual from behind - placing her tits on his or her back.

Man, I was so tired last night that Lacy and I just put in a movie and went tits to the back.

by Casey and Dave September 15, 2006

Tits to the mitts

A phrase that puts greater emphasis on the word "tits" when it is used to mean "great" or "awesome". The reasoning being if tits are synonymous with something great, then tits in your hands (mitts being a euphemism for hands) would be greater still. A first cousin of the phrase "balls to the wall".

You have to come over and check out this new game. It's tits to the mitts.

by chillablack June 28, 2010

tits in the pockets

A condition among women that manifests itself as a stretching of the skin above and below the woman's breast. In essence, the breast itself falls to a level even with the woman's stomach but continues to originate at her chest. Most prevalently affects late night waitresses working at seedy diners.

That waitress is hanging low. You could even say she is TITP, tit in the pockets.

by laydad March 5, 2003

Tits to the bricks

Meaning excellent.. equivalent to “that slaps” or “shits gas”

Wow! Grandmas chili was tits to the bricks

by Kimberly fucking lynch December 4, 2019