stumble fucked

1: like cluster fucked, Stumble fucked means to be bombarded by day-to-day bullshit while you have more pressing matters to attend to.

2: to be so caught up in day to day bullshit you are mentally reeling from the impact of even the slightest new thing that crosses your mind

3: like having ADHD on crack.

person 1 : the dog crapped on the carpet, the cat threw up after eating the gerbil, after my car got rear ended after...

person2: dude, you are stumble fucked today aren't you?

person 1:...............help me ._.

person1: after all that I still have to go to work >.<

by TEEG November 11, 2009

Hop on the stumble

The universal phrase amongst students in class to tell everyone to get on stumble guys

Kid 1: Yo this class is boring asf bro
Kid 2: YO EVERYONE HOP ON THE STUMBLE!
Kid 1: What's the google classroom code bro???
Kid 2: AXQ32M

by meemzolol October 16, 2023

Stumble buckle

When you got your girl laying on her back doing anal with your toes in her pussy interchanging left and right feet white the girl sucks the pussy juice off her toes and you are defecating.

I stumble buckled the shit out of your mom last night

by Ikmary September 18, 2018

A stumble

A group of drunk people walking

Person 1: yo bro look, there's a stumble over there!
Person 2: what are you even talking about

by A Finnish Bread Stick April 7, 2024

Stumble distance

Sta-um-ble distance : a unit of measure. The distance in which an inebriated individual can successfully navigate from a water hole (point a) to the location of residence or car. (Point b)

Ron: hey dude, you sure you want to keep drinking?
Jon: yeah brah, I'm within stumble distance to my apartment.

by BRAD*&)*&#)&# December 8, 2014

stumble-splutter

Where you make a loud burbling sound with your lips as you trip and go sprawling; this can help you to better focus your mind to hopefully not get hurt or damage anything in your fall, plus it will not overly alarm others in your general vicinity.

Petite slight-figured cutie: I totally love my new heart-throb like you wouldn't imagine; I just get concerned whenever we try to go for walks together across uneven ground like a lumpy grass-field, since he is not very sure-footed or steady-balanced in these terrains, plus he's much taller and bulkier than I am, and so I cannot safely/effectively try to catch him if he starts to topple over. He's usually able to land without injury if he has plenty of space to flail his arms and break his fall on the way down, though; I have therefore learned to just jump back out of the way whenever he makes a stumble-splutter, and so usually he merely thuds heavily without incident, and then simply clambers back up and takes my hand again to stroll on as if nothing happened.

by QuacksO August 17, 2018

Stumble-rumble

A stumble-rumble is the result of having consumed a few too many and proceeding to kick the living shit out of another person or one's self due to irrationality.

Shirley got into a stumble-rumble with Bob at the karaoke bar because he sang their song with Sue-Ellen.

by Jennifer 12345677777777777 July 6, 2011