ovarian oatmeal

The liquid released from the vagina the morning following internal ejaculation.

Ovarian oatmeal is part of a balanced breakfast. Best served on a glass table top.

by Jeff & Lori March 27, 2007

oatmeal pie

another word for a women's vagina

I ate some oatmeal pie last night

by afrothug March 12, 2004

oatmeal cookies

a street name for oxycontin when your talking on the phone next to your mom

BOB: hey the backer is in town with some cookies

BILL: what kind of cookies

BOB: Oatmeal Cookies

by S.O.H.O.N. March 15, 2008

Oatmeal Face

An insult commonly used to degrade your partner following intercourse

You fucking oatmeal face

by boneronfire45 April 26, 2009

Oatmeal sock

The process of taking a traffic cone with a hole in the top, inserting it in someones vagina or asshole, pouring a carton of milk, apple juice and orange juice into it, adding oatmeal, waiting for it to warm and eating it out.

Yo bro, last night i oatmeal socked the shit out of that skag, shit was ace.

by arch duke carlton January 25, 2011

oatmeal crackers

(oht'-meal kra'-kurrs)

noun--They don't exist, but they sound seriously good.

"Pass me some of those oatmeal crackers...after you invent them."

by noodlehead January 11, 2005

Oatmeal Churn

When someone is so drunk, or just out right determined that they vomit while giving head and continue until the job is complete.

That girl was so drunk that she gave my an "Oatmeal Churn".

by Peg Leg's October 30, 2010