shoe comet

toilet paper stuck to your shoe and trailing out behind you as you leave the bathroom.

As she walked out of the bathroom, Barbara was so inebriated that she didn't notice the shoe comet trailing behind her.

by drdiva August 21, 2009

vomit comet

a fart so smelly that victims vomit profusely

After many pickled eggs and beer in came a vomit comet and the 'ol lady puked

by hook'embill January 8, 2009

twat comet

a piece of debris that is expelled from a vagina at rather high speeds ... usually involving small mammals

look at that twat comet go. pretty spectacular.

captain planet is a twat comet.

by andrewsteveneagle December 4, 2007

Halley's Comet

A Halley's Comet is a particularly large, compact bowel movement that is so efficiently delivered to the toilet that it does not require any toilet paper whatsoever for clean up. The term "Halley's Comet" suggests the rare nature of this achievement... likely to genuinely occur only once or twice in a lifetime.

"Man, what a wicked dump. Felt like a Halley's Comet, but it turns out I still needed some toilet paper."

"I ran out of toilet paper last night. Fortunately, I had a Halley's Comet this morning, so I was good to go."

"That was the most satisfying shit I've ever had. Pure Halley's Comet. I hope I have another one in the next 80 years or so."

by Sachin is the God March 29, 2017

comet box

A box full of dildos that are excessively large.

yo dude your mom has a comet box.

by suhhbreh August 20, 2017

Comet Woman

SWN-009 Comet Woman is a fictional character from the fanmade game, Mega Man Unlimited.

she is a robot master was built by wily for space exploration and she can go at super high sonic speed with usage of her power proposals. however, she can't go to far with irt within the atmosphere in order to avoid her armors getting heated. in addiction, she shares this rivaly bond with jet man which let her off slick with her space duties

"is that a plane? a shooting star? a Sonic Boom? NO! It's Comet Woman!"

by A Shooting Star! September 24, 2020

Shit Comet

An unconscious human who has shat him or herself during free fall at terminal velocity.

Joey thought it would be funny to take Benadryl and laxatives at the same time just before sky diving. Little did he know, this would affect his ability to pull his chute, therefore causing him to become a Shit Comet.

by Space-like-Kevin November 10, 2017